Aw, Jesus. I'd be on the shame side. I was the fat kid that got chosen last, after someone had picked up the kid with no limbs (his name was Matt).

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Zero laugh track, less annoying characters, smart unforced jokes.... not even close to BBT.

If you have a hard on for the guy...

Changed the title and still no hits? Its called "hater-fatigue". As in, you spend so much time with your BS blind hatred of any and all things MMA, the one time you do have a semi-legit point, it falls on deaf ears, boy who cried wolf. constantly. Every. fucking. day.

She said no, but when you're wearing the new Beats by Dre Studio Wireless headphones with adaptive noise-cancelling technology, you hear what you want.

i wouldve been like

Sullivan's final wish is to be buried in a convoluted plot.

It's tough having a Twitter username that gets mistaken for a celebrity's by stupid people.

In what way does that agree with anything I said? No, it is actual, supernatural, metaphysical, voodoo, hocus pocus, mumbo jumbo, abradacabra MAGIC. Not science in any way, whatsoever. Odin grabbed Thor's hammer, whispered an incantation into it and threw it through a wormhole. He did not send it to the dwarves in…

"My entire body secretes blood in my sleep" I don't know why, but that cracked me up hard. Such creepy thing to say out of nowhere.

Honestly, I find the cheaper frozen pizzas to be the better frozen pizzas. The cheap frozen pizzas have no pretense of being classy food. Unlike the Dr. Oetkers or DiGornos or the frozen pizza world, the cheap frozen pizza knows exactly what's what. Zero pretenses. Spinach? Chicken? Pineapple? Real cheese? Nope! I'll…

Red Baron Pizza, you say?

I said it once and I'll say it again despite it's problems State of Decay is one of the best zombie games I think has been made. I'm really looking forward too the company next zombie game heard it might be a mmo or something like dayz.I personally rather they keep it like normal State of Decay, add a bigger world…

Mike's gonna be all "You're not a TRUE detective, Steve!", and Steve's going to go into a fugue state and murder Mike, then he'll have to solve the very murder he unwittingly committed himself! And at the very end, a character will show up named Trudy Tective, whose entire role on the show is to say her name and then…

Wise beyond your years.

Assuming, of course, eating rotting fish is right in the first place.

If you remember when ps3 was launched games were "horrible" (to today's standard) at first and as the developers got used to the specs and all kinds of ways to drain more out of the hardware and push it further we got some awesome games. I'm sure this will also happen with both ps4/xbox one in time. The hardware…

I do believe the little squeak made at the .24 mark was what is considered a 'sloth freak out'.