Cool. Remind me again why realtor fees, or anything related to real estate, are based on the percentage of the sale price rather than a flat fee? Is it twice as hard to do paperwork on a $500k house as it is on a $250k home?

The houses she mocks, pretty much by definition, have way more than the space you (or anyone) needs. One of her favorite things to make fun of is what she calls the “Pringles can of shame,” which is a ridiculous multi-story cylindrical foyer that is utterly useless for any purpose other than showing off the fact that…

I was looking at houses to buy and I’m glad I can’t really afford to because they all suck. So many weird angles in them now. Makes so many of them look like they were modeled after double wides. Give me a house with nicely defined rooms and stop with the weird fucking angles.

As a consumer...why should I give a shit about the industry?

I think this image is kind of more to to-the-point:

I’ll go to bat for her on this; obviously I can’t access it now, but she’s been really open and thoughtful about the question of critiquing people’s homes. Nobody has to live in a million dollar McMansion - she focuses exclusively on large, incredibly expensive houses that are poorly designed and poorly built. She…

you sound like someone who lives in a mcmansion.

won’t someone think of the ruling class?

found the offended bourgeoisie

When it comes back up, GO GO GO! It’s brilliant. It’ll be a brain drain for a while though cause you just can’t stop reading it. Kind of like binge watching.

I wish most of the real estate industry would go jump off a cliff. Preferably a very charming cliff in an exclusive gated community, with imported Italian landscape boulders at the bottom of said cliff.

“As a member of a cartel that wrings out 6% of the cost of your house for doing little actual work . . .”

I’m sure some people looking to sell their shitty homes stumbled upon this and complained to Zillow about it.

Damn. We are all I live for Drama woman.

I mean, IDK what your style and price point is but I have 2 cross body bags that I swear by. My EDC is a Fossil bag that I originally bought specifically bc I wanted a bag that was reasonably sized but still fit my iPad mini. I ended up turning it into my EDC bc it just fits every damned thing! I even carried it all…

I’m a petite girl and wreak havoc on my Tumi cross body bag. It doesn’t show any signs of wear, and I’ve used it regularly for the past 5 years. Highly recommend!

One of my friends has this one and I have been drooling over it. I am constantly on the search for the perfect travel bag (my mom actually has said bag and every time I see her I beg her for it like a 4 year old - no luck yet.). This one is so great and it doesn’t have a very big profile. I think they have a smaller…

Sadly, this the first administration where I’ve had to part with friends over it. In the past we could have differences of opinion, discuss policy, but now I just cannot. Some are so deeply rooted in this propaganda and subtle racism, that I question their intelligence and their basic humanity.

Exactly! This proves it’s all bullshit in Fox News land, it’s so bad people are having to resign for it! They’ve got like 5 stories on their site harping on this right now, under their lead articles criticizing Obama for taking expensive vacations now that he isn’t President any more (yes, seriously). Never mind the…

Just keep asking. “What do you mean it doesn’t matter? What does the bill have to do with Russia?”