Oh my god! I think I’m actually going to throw up, you know that’s not just an accident.

That’s just the Madonna/whore complex talking, one of the core philosophies of the conservative view of women.

And what kind of mother stands idly by? I would unleash on my husband if he ever spoke about my kid like this.

I don’t really get it either. I think it’ the combo of the name, his Ned Flanders meets George Costanza appearance and the fact that he whipped out a disposable camera in 2016 to take pictures. Also that he’s an undecided voter in this election makes him seem quaint. Personally I prefer this guy. Because boy, do i…

Noooooooooo

Get Nomi’s name out of your mouth. She is a delicate and complex flower and also person.

And what kind of husband would continue to support his father-in-law in this situation?! Ivanka is surrounded by terrible, terrible men.

To be fair, we also all wish Michelle was our mom, too.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Ivanka Trump is definitely not the “normal” one. She’s a bit more self-aware and has slightly more modern sensibilities than daddy but she’s every bit the branding opportunist that he is.

You know she’s constantly dropping “visa versa” and “intensive purposes” at people.

In cases of legitimate rapists winning the Republican nomination, well, the female electorate has ways to shut the whole thing down.

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

She also said to stop calling it sexual assault because Trump didn’t say the words “sexual assault” in the tape.

This. I’m tired of this bullshit that she’s some uniquely weak candidate. We’re not supposed to talk about it, but we’re going to look back at this and realize how much of her difficulty in being a frontrunner was little more than the result of her being a woman to an electorate fighting against history.

Because Americans hate women and minorities?

Because his supporters are different than Mitt and Gore’s. They don’t care about his terrible behavior because either they approve of it or they’re too busy being angry at Hillary and modern America.

Trump did not bounce tonight. The best analogy might be that he did not crash through the floor and continue falling. The floor stopped him. But he’s still a lump of shit and we need a bucket (and perhaps a hose) to scrape him up.

Yes. Hillary is rarely shady but that was such a master level of shade. It was so much about the maneuvering and the inability to take it as anything bad except for the fact that it prevented her from directly complimenting him, which is to say, SHADY AF. Someone’s been learning from Michelle Obama.

I feel like Hillary’s “ I respect your children” was abolute Gold shade.