I was under the impression that we all knew she was an escort at some point and were just too nice to say it.

Wait, I figured everyone already knew this and was just cool with it.

I am officially team no-one when it comes to Melanie vs Daily Mail. I have honestly never seen an election like this, there is nothing positive about it. The hope and change of 2008 feels like life time ago.

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

I’m a medium brown skintone and suncreen makes me look like I’m wearing a thick white paste on my face. Even the supposedly “sheer” stuff from Neutrogena looks absolutely ridiculous. I imagine it’s much worse for people with darker skin tones.

Biore Aqua Rich Watery Essence spf 50+. It’s from Japan, you can buy it easily on Amazon AND IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. TRUST.

He shouldn’t win, but I learned not to underestimate the laziness of people when it comes to elections. The most extreme people flock to the polls and the “reasonable” ones think there are enough people to take care of the job so they don’t have to vote. Some will think, “Nah, he’s too extreme to win. People won’t let…

Sadly, Donald Trump is the politician we deserve. Years and years of bigots and assholes, yet most of America did nothing. Donald Trump didn’t just sneak up on this country, he was built brick by brick. I hope he fails. Please vote, people.

Why hasn’t anyone leaked his prescriptions for whatever uppers he’s on? He was barely catatonic while he was in Mexico, but bouncing off the walls just a few hours later? Either his brain is severely damaged in some way or Dr. FeelGood is helping him out.

laughing my damn ass off @ “Basicosis”

Isn’t the whole point of going on a cruise that they drop off a little cocaine at every stop so by the time they get to their final destination there’s nothing left?

Basicosis?

If locked up abroad has taught me anything it's that they are not paying for this trip, the mastermind smuggler is. You know the smart one who didn't actually move product

I watched what I ate and worked out long before I had any disposable income. All workouts aren’t personal trainers and soul cycle.

People wear athleisure because pajamas in public aren’t socially acceptable. It’s usually not a statement. It’s the most comfortable, easy care clothing you can get that’s considered acceptable for adults to wear.

I’m getting tired of the athleisure mom shaming. Honestly, it’s exhausting. What, exactly, is it ok for moms to wear? Please tell me. I spend all day crawling around on the floor, sweating, wrestling the baby into the stroller for walks, whatever. And I’m sorry that actually the easiest thing to wear for these…

However, if I go to the gym and then run errands, I look and feel like a horrible stinky disaster of a human being. I only rock the athleisure as glorified pajamas I can wear outside without shame.

Is it really funny?

While the widespread popularity of “athleisure” in American culture is a hellish development in the waning realm of individual personal style, it also coincides with a moment in which excessive exercise is seen as aspirational, adjacent to those $11 green juices.

I’m loaded up on athleisure because guilt-free pajamas in public is my jam.