Hiddles may need to get on the Batphone to Affleck to find out how this ends....

“He had to convince Chyna to carry his low metabolic seed” is the best sentence I’ve read in ages

Honestly that IS a step up from Cruz.

I’m Zambian and this has made me furious. Granted, we are one of the poorest countries in Africa but one of the things we can be proud of is that we are one of the few countries in Africa that have never experienced civil war. This girl is full of crap.

Exactly. I just Googled Ndole Bay Lodge and it’s a friggin paradise. A RESORT paradise, at that... http://ndolebaylodge.com/.

She’s not even a real blonde. Here’s her Instagram.

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…

But the stuff James Frey lied about was at least a little plausible, no?

Ah angel hair, with a little garlic and olive oil, so perfect.

Morgan Freeman will provide the voice-over narration informing viewers where Zambia is.

Ah, another gem of the “Western White People Travelling To Third World Countries And How The Tragedies Of Said Country Helped Them Discover Themselves” genre.

Do you really mean that or is this sarcasm? Sometimes it’s hard to tell on the internet.

This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

Who said I was white? Who said I’m a Trump supporter?

Don’t you know “Erin” means “Africa” in Gaelic?

Her name might as well be Becky Smith.

Starting a petition to get Jesse Williams to my house. FOR REASONS. (Sexy reasons!)

HOLY SHIT WHITE PEOPLE, this is really fucking embarrassing. Goddammit.