Yeah, but it turns out you can serve Mammon real fuckin’ good by saying “uh, god says we ought to have a sweet-ass football team.”

The bible actually says if you rape a woman she has to marry you. I’m not sure if the bible is a good source for formulating ethical rape rules.

You need the version that so-called Christians have and claim is the word of God to justify their bigotry. You know the one, it only has cherry-picked quotes about gays and whatever else they shriek against but conveniently doesn’t include anything that can be used to point out their stupidity and/or hypocrisy, like…

Millihelen was my favorite side blog. I like YouTube makeup videos, but the comments sections are often full of entitled jerks who get mad if someone likes a product they can’t afford or a product that is too cheap for their special snowflake skin.

This is the state that Ted Cruz won a U.S. Senate race by 16 points in. What did you expect?

I’m praying for the resurrection of Milli and Kitchenette if Jez hopefully does survive. I miss those two so bad.

I’m searching desperately for the verse in my Bible where God says to value football over the rape and assault of women, but I’m coming up blank. Is it in one of the smaller books of the Bible that I never get around to reading?

I am a fan of the dewy look/K beauty/Glossier/Milk/etc, but I personally have to draw the line at eye gloss. I feel like if I wore it I would look like I cut out pieces of a Silpat and glued them to my eyelids. Not really even digging it on the model here. But! I do see the merits of eye gloss in the context of making…

It’s not an agenda, it’s the fucking truth, and you CAN NOT find one single point in it that is in any way incorrect.

i have found that the russians are living life at hardcore mode.

That’s absolutely it. It’s clearly politicking, because in 2018 Russia will crack down on the same hooligans and ultras they’re letting run wild right now, and their police will control everything else that comes up, and they’ll get to say “See? We handled it. France obviously sucks.” Typical, really.

Politics and soccer are intertwined in Europe. No doubt the rise of ultra-right nationalism throughout the continent is bleeding it’s way into the fan bases. The violent elements feel empowered.

Point 9, 9, a thousand times 9! This was what I was thinking about yesterday, as Marco Rubio and Rick Scott and their Republican ilk tried to distance themselves from their own hateful speech. They, too, fed this monster.

There’s a cycle. You vilify some segment of the population, be it Planned Parenthood or the LGBTQ community or the civil rights movement or whomever. Then you act shocked when some insane person murders a bunch of them. Then you blame the other side for “politicizing tragedy” when they point out that guns and hate are…

1. US Citizen.

All it takes is one of these right before the election. I wouldn’t put it past the GOP to send in a plant, someone who is fanatical enough to be willing to commit murder and I have no doubt Drumpf has plenty of those. A quick 911 call to give the ISIS pledge of allegiance and boom, you’ve got instant anti-Hillary…

No one congratulated him. It’s like when people on FB start a post with, “Okay, since so many people asked me I guess I should tell you...” It’s a way for people to start talking about themselves even when it’s clear no one cares.

I have been engaged and energized this whole election cycle. But today? Today just let the air out of the balloon. Fuck this Trump Clinton horserace narrative where we’re always like “HAHAHA WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?” It isn’t funny. It isn’t a game where we’re rooting for someone to win and it doesn’t really matter.

People are going to uprise against your bread pudding shaming.

an adrenalized heap of bread pudding