I totally agree. After 1o years of trying every single type and form of BC, I finally said fuck it and started using the natural method. 5 years and no pregnancies so far.

I got 99% Bernie but then somehow 29% Trump. Whyyyy. Anyone know where I can find a bucket of bleach to dunk myself in?!

100% true

I wish I could see his reaction when he gets on Twitter and sees that #KanyeAnalPlaylist has been trending for at least a day now.

Wait till he gets on twitter and sees that #KanyeAnalPlaylist has been trending for over 24 hours now. Twitter has no chill.

Dear Concerned Canadian,

Holy shit, do we have the same group of friends? Every single one of my Russian friends are SUPER Republicans and love Trump. I just don’t get it.

I can’t wait to read all the articles about how Manning is a class act (he is, for the most part) and Cam isn’t. You know, despite the fact that Cam has been scrutinized and vilified since day one in the NFL and has been in precisely zero trouble and has been one of the most philanthropically-involved players in the…

I give zero fucks about it being “cool” or not. I loved it when it was spicy and flavorful. I tolerate it now that it’s bland and sweet. I have an extremely high tolerance for spice/heat and I loved that there was a hot sauce out there that catered to that. I’m pissed off that they changed the flavor profile. But is…

You are my peoples, come sit with me. Sweet and spicy do not belong together. It is just wrong.

The sweetness is what kills me about it!!! It never used to be sweet and was actually much much spicier about 15 years ago....then in the last 8-9 years all the white folks Columbused it and now its made more bland and sweet by the company to sell more bottles. Ughhhh

Sriracha USED to be good, super flavorful and actually spicy like 15 years ago. And it never used to contain sugar. Then hipsters discovered that shit and the recipe changed, now its weird and bland and sweet.

I’ll try to explain this the best I can because I see comments like yours all the time. (Though your’s seems completely genuine unlike the usual “hurr durr we get 50 feet of snow in Minnesota and don’t close anything, you are such wimps” comments.)

That sounds like Robyn & Juan Dixon! He is a NBA player and she runs a PR company.

Rosebud Salve!!! It doesn’t smell/taste like horrible fake rose scent in case you were worried about that. I wrongfully assumed that it would smell disgusting and stayed away from using it for years, but it has been a miracle worker on my perpetually dry chapped lips.

That tattoo is super ugh but she got it about a year ago when her father was dying of cancer so I’ll give her a pass for it.

He said: what the fuck does sugar tits even mean?!

I am on the same boat as you. For me, not just the humor and wit has been sucked out, it’s also that Jamie was portrayed as a complete frat bro country bumpkin in S1. How are we suppose to believe that all of a sudden in S2 he has the smarts to get acceptance into French high society and become BFFs with Bonnie Prince…

This GIF will never stop being funny.

Ahh I am starting to budget $$ to do it next year. How did you find aa good Dr? I have no friends or family who know any plastic surgeons (firmly working class folks) so I can’t really go from word of mouth. I’m scared to just Google someone and end up with a jacked up face. I blame the Real Housewives for this…