Jeezus christ you are a selfish asshole. You think someone is fucked up for valuing fidelity and trust in their relationship over maintaining what is essentially a marriage of convenience, and yet you see nothing wrong with someone valuing getting some pussy on the side over the stability of their marriage? Really?

Not to mention that kids aren’t stupid. Every couple I know that “stayed together to parent the kids” ended up with fucked up kids that wished their parents would have been divorced years ago.

Oh my. How much time do you have?

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

I didn’t think we were supposed to side with Hippie Cult Dad. His views of parenting as articulated don’t just seem laid back, they seem irresponsible to most of us, and he referred to Athena as the “goddess of love”. So he appears all cultured and shit naming his daughters after these powerful Greek ladies, but…

Great article, but incomplete without a 5th spot for Elizabeth Siddal, redheaded hussy-muse of all the pre-Raphaelites.

I’m getting so frustrated with people’s perspectives on this because it really lacks an understanding of dementia and what it would mean to be in mental decline and not be allowed physical intimacy. Someone with alcohol can be prevented from having sex because we know they’ll be sober tomorrow. However, it’s a lot…

My dad's white and he agrees there's a racial component since, to paraphrase how he put it about four years ago "I'm a single, able adult male flying alone, I should be top of the list for so-called 'random' patdowns. Especially since I fly often, statistically I should probably have had more than one patdown in the…

Cue the "but i am white and i had my hair searched" and people missing the point that the TSA screening process is based on racial profiling (many reports have stated that).

Real conversation I had recently with my aunt and uncle (antivaxxers and snake oil salesmen):

A statement as in, "I'm a murderous little person who's been haunting your dreams"?

They boast the first Civil War casualty, a man who slipped boarding a steamer boat and drowned. Bright bunch these guys.

He moved really fast while wearing a hoodie & holding a cell phone in the dark.

This is one of the rare times I disagree with you. I think lighthearted civil disobedience with a sense of humor can be really effective. Abbie Hoffman did it, the gay rights movement does it all the time, there were some really successful Smurf-themed protests against communism in Eastern Europe. (Sorry I can't go…

Anything including the words 'now' or 'surely' are basically code for 'you're an eejit'

So this may be the most important thing in the history of this plant of earth -

Oh yeah? Llamas are "over"?

"but at her core, she had a good heart and sense of humility."

Rest in peace Leonard Nimoy

God, I love romance novel covers. Some of them are so pretty, but when they're bad, THEY'RE SO BAD. I used to work at a used/new bookstore chain and found this gloriously awful Ellora's Cave cover one time.