I thought he runoft.

I must be old now b/c the CONSTANT SEXY SEXY SEX in a relationship would annoy and bore me and I would be wondering why we couldn't just watch a damn movie one night a week, at least.

Well Autism Speaks was running billboards for a while comparing "having a child with autism" to "having your child kidnapped." Which is offense to everyone, people with autism AND people who have had children kidnapped! Go tell Etan Patz's mom that at least he didn't have AUTISM ffs.

I had bubonic plague just the other week! How ya gonna disprove that?

I was eating in a restaurant where a guy came in and dumped a box of electronics on the floor and they were STILL more polite than that.

And she got fired, not fired ON.

Send the fookin Welsh back to Welshland!

Maybe they would prefer the term death by a thousand cuts.

I'm in that crowd that had a prescription for opioids in the last year...after a hysterectomy. Are they separating stuff like that out from chronic users?

When I was pregnant they gave me opioids for migraine specifically because of the relatively low risk of problems from occasional use. People can get a little nuts on this "Some of these women might be PREGNANT" business.

How is it that I, as a woman, can see a guy with a great ass and think "wow" but refrain from leering, making inappropriate "compliments," or falling into a lust spiral and losing control? Maybe these guys should ask the women in their lives how they go about their business when confronted with hot people.

She looks great in those glasses. Bet they would make me look like an FBI agent from 1962

Watch out nausea is apparently a big turn on for this guy.

That's only acceptable to wear if it's your kid's art project/Christmas gift to you.

While I was reading it my son brought me a potato to cook for him. It looked just like this dude's face.

Meth.

By penguins.

MY DRINK IS RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM GOOSING PEOPLE!

Or not keeping your drink under your control for the entire evening. That is really priceless.

why work your arms out when nobody can see them?