She looks like she needs some Zyrtec-D.

Interesting similarity to poor Walter who was brutally killed in the mud of WWI.

That was Ruby. /nerd Jane was the plain girl who married a Winnipeg millionaire.

I predict a "hero cat" backlash when video surfaces of her scratching Jay-Z in an elevator.

I opened my mouth, and words came out. It was a confusing time.

I think they are mostly stock photos.

No Washington and Lee?

Maybe it was just an unfortunate autocorrect from "divorce" attorney.

If you're at the point of flushing your drug stash, you probably aren't that worried about the plumbing bill.

If you don't paint with your shit, you aren't comfortable with your body. :(

It's already started eating its young!

Yeah, you know, I love Connemara, and Glencolumcille, but they're no South Side of Dublin!

White people ruined being white. Now you can't even get a table anymore.

She kind of looks like she has Fifth disease.

No, you're right. On roads where there are intersections at frequent intervals it's not the "rule" because people will be going over to the left lane to turn all the time and trying to "enforce" it would be madness.

I think she would say "young misses."

I like to mentally translate everything she says to Hattie McDaniel speak. "Young ladies what read too many books mos' generally don't never catch husbands."

Work doesn't wait. Neither do rent, utilities, or health insurance.

Yeah that straight-forward slow pitch is pretty unmistakable.

My favorite part of this is how she is obviously so pleased with herself.