Seriously? I want to know about this idyllic airline you fly where babies are the *only* ones making annoying noises. Have you ever sat near a MR adult vocalizing? I have. For 5 hours. You probably wouldn't feel nearly so comfortable saying "Hey, that mentally retarded guy shouldn't be flying! Because he's annoying!"…

Well there are all sorts of reason something or someone could be "blocking" a small aisle. Could be a stroller, could be a wheelchair, could be one of those scooters that people w/ limmited mobility use in stores, could be a large person tying their shoes, could be a seeing eye dog, could be 2 carts trying to pass…

What kind of attitude is she supposed to have? Rending her garments and begging passerby to forgive her infant for crying? I really didn't have these jacked-up attitudes about kids even before I had them myself, so I don't know what's in the water these days. Babies cry. Old men fart and don't realize it. People on…

She looks so wholesome, like you surprised her in the middle of her nude yoga.

Well yeah, like the people here for example. They love to gnash their teeth over figurative babies enduring hardships but the reality of a stroller in Starbucks makes them stabby.

Er, Anne won't have a lawyer. I suppose they must be referring to the prosecutor.

I'm not surprised. Her family spent themselves into massive debt on her defense and flying back and forth to Italy.

My neighbor has a trio of stone cherubs. I always give them the side-eye when I walk the dog at night.

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink

I hate the idea that autism "steals" your real child away, which is another one that Jenny McCarthy pushes.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Except that believing her requires disbelieving a 14 year old who also states that he is a victim of an assault.

Damn that's a good-looking guy on the right. But anyway, why do they use this shit on college students when they NEVER would dare to use it on the assholes who blockade clinics?

Not as depressing as 750 dollars a month in student loans and no job!

There was a corrollary book called "Real Women Don't Pump Gas." Not making that up.

Maybe they're like Sarah Palin's "Real" vs. "Fake" Americans!

Why would I want to wear a dress that implies my crotch is a lagoon?

It's all the same stuff and it's mostly stupid stuff that screams I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE.

It's hard to believe this is still a "thing." I've spent time at hospitals for me, the kids, my mom, and I perceive the male/female ratio for nurses and aides as being around 50/50. It's definitely handy to have some upper body strength when you go to lift and turn a patient.

Where. Is. My. Wife.