@BeckySharper: The irony is that you don't get it!

This seems like more of that "ha ha, your man is really cheating on you, dummy, and also he's cheap." I personally don't need to be educated on strip club etiquette, but it sounds like your bouncers aren't doing their job if customers are scoring free lap dances and running off.

@cate3710: They sure as hell aren't all heterosexual or in a relationship though. And I'm pretty sure my husband's at work right now, not stiffing a stripper. (that was actually hard to write. I wrote "stipping a striffer" originally)

@euterpe35 is quietly hearting y'all: Just don't wear a caftan.

@Dagneymedea: Banned from caftans?

@BabyBumbleBee: OMG the MIDDLE AGED WHITE WIMMENZ IS COMING!

@BabyBumbleBee: You're right. Everyone should stay away. Except you.

@lizzy2109: Thank you. I don't quite understand how Elizabeth Gilbert "ruined" Bali. She had some experiences, she wrote about them, and apparently a lot of people liked reading about them. She's not responsible for a bunch of annoying tourists.

Meet Disgusted, Alarmed, Smug, Dazed, and Drunk.

@FroderickFronkensteen: They take themselves so very seriously, and they never got the memo that they are not, in fact, lions.

@CatMcC: plus money.

Perfection = Random, Forced Quirkiness.

@GREEN TEA LATTES: THE REAL GTL: To Janice and Rachel: Ladies, stop fighting, you're both right.

@la.donna.pietra: "Nice Guy"— George Wickham

It's not clear to me if they are talking about people with a full blown personality disorder, or people with narcissistic traits.

@paperispatient: Yeah, the issue is they are there to get women drunk so men have a better shot with them.

@miriamcelia: It makes you a bad prostitute!

@Kareboo: She's a baby. There's not much you can do except try to keep her happy, which I'm sure you will, and you both have a right to be there so seriously, people should just fuck right the fuckity fuck off.

@RedLantern: I can only recall one instance where I saw kids behaving truly obnoxiously in a restaurant, and that was when I was single and childless and some kids were running around California Pizza Kitchen. One of the kids interrupted the waiter taking my order and demanded more crayons, lol.

I think there's a legitimate argument for keeping kids out of bars because of the safety factor. People are drunk and loud and may leave their fruity drinks sitting around where curious hands can grab them to take a taste. Also the time that people usually go to bars is way past most children's bedtime.