Soon to be ex poodle.

@NefariousNewt: I think Marilyn would stab someone with her stiletto heel if they tried to make her wear that outfit.

@rah29: I thought the male equivalent was "Emo Boys."

@alluson: I'm losing my hearing, it does suck, and I'm getting it corrected surgically.

What's weird is that you go into the store in the mall and they have nice wearable and pretty things at a relatively reasonable price.

@Federov: She could have/still could seriously injure or kill someone driving around in her drunk/coked up state. She's been given numerous warnings and chances to get her act together and she can't even get her sad ass on a plane in time to make a court date—yeah, I'm not feeling much more than disgust for her at…

@interpretedworld: KARL: I've grown tired of your complaining. You're just AFRAID TO BE FABULOUS. Now leave me unless your breasts make martinis.

I thought that was the actress from Glee at first. Yesterday I thought she was Kim Kardassian.

@Sisyphus: You sound insane.

@crotchety: There isn't always an action to be taken. Sometimes you are stuck somewhere and the kids are whining and you have to deal with it until you finish the errand/get where you're going. Sure we could start slapping them and screamign expletives at them at the top of our lungs, but it seems like that might…

@Sisyphus: So she was trying to soothe the frightened kid (some kids are scared of the scissors) instead of—what? Slapping him?

@EmpressZombie: a lot of kids hate having their hair cut.

@clapifyoulikeme: I recall when I was in graduate school and had to go on campus for soemthing, putting a stroller int he back of the car and then buckling the baby in to leave—people would honk, wave their hands in frustration, all because I'm still parked in a space they decided to wait for and feel entitled to.

@flossy: Yeah, I'm a mother. I don't take my kids to bars, and the only place I've seen kids in bars is in Ireland.

@EmpressZombie: The article brings me back to the many unpleasant dog encounters I had as a single, childless, but animal-liking lady in the District suburbs. Such as when a huge Akita bounded up and started sniffing my crotch and the owner said "Don't reach for her! She's not friendly! Sorry!"

@drunkexpatwriter: If you go to a bar during "Mommy Happy Hour" you have absolutely no right to complain that there are kids there. It's like going to Ladies' night and complaining that there are ladies.

@goldenmonkey: I think anyone who doesn't recognize and know how to pronounce the name Chloe is just stupid. (Unless they are not from the US originally and just struggle with English names in general)

@AnnaBanana: Wow your mom was a little tightly wound there.

As a therapist I look at the above article and say MY WORK HERE IS DONE!

@lumbercath: Well you can have bipolar with psychotic features. Or you can be attention seeking and pretend to have "voices" so that you can answer them and passive aggressively say shitty things.