Look at this photograph. She married into Nickleback. This hair reminds me of tentacles. I can’t stop looking at it. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

No “self regulating mechanism?” Well, Jennifer Aniston said Brad was missing an “sensitivity chip.”

Clinton’s efforts to promote gender equality and the rights of women is (rightfully) the thing that she’s the most proud of at from her time as Secretary of State. I think she’s said that a couple of times.

Sometimes when I’m laying in bed unable to sleep I’m going over all the mean, stupid, drunk, embarrassing shit I’ve done in my life. It honestly causes me anxiety and stress and makes me lose sleep.

Especially with Trump having repeatedly slept with other women while being married.

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

LOL. Rooney Mara cares massive amounts about fame, publicity, image, making everyone like her, etc — TSwift is just off-brand for her, and she knows planting stories where she disses Swift will get suckers like you to think she’s cool.

I’m going to be a bitch and say:

I love Rooney, but don’t care at all for her sister Kate.

I feel like it’s contract work. no?

My very first real concert was U2 Zoo TV tour with The Sugarcubes as openers. But it was a stadium and their sound sucked so they were very quiet. U2 was loud as fuck. I got the short end of the stick on that one.

I would agree with all of them except Mozart in the Jungle.

It’s weird to me that you don’t call Maru by his name.

I love a doctor with a fatalistic approach to health care. “If he dies, he dies! What do you want me to do about it?”

Texas has actually been a donor state. The real problem states are Mississippi, New Mexico, Alabama and South Carolina.

For what it’s worth, Ross Perot earned a hell of a lot of respect from me for donating $1 million to Planned Parenthood of Texas during the last defunding fracas. http://www.dallasnews.com/news/news/2013/08/29/perot-foundation-announces-1-million-gift-to-planned-parenthood-of-greater-texas.

Is the resistance a real thing that will have an organized mission and structure, or is it just code for angry Tweeting / commenting for the next 4 years?

Omg lol

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.

Bobby.