Those dogs are majestic.

What an insult to the Husky.

This is a visual representation of nouveau riche.

All I can think of is early-stage Jocelyn Wildenstein

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

When I look at her, all I can think of is Quint describing a shark’s eyes.

skittered. skittered. skittered. skittered. skittered.

no no NO TAKE THAT KID TO A CATHOLIC CHURCH AND DROP HER OFF WITH A NOTE SAYING “PLEASE CLEANSE AND RETURN”

I miss Sorcia so much. She could tell a story.

My daughter has never been afraid of the dark, so this shouldn’t have surprised us, but it used to happen a lot.

Omg y’all stop saying SKITTERED! I’m sitting in the school pick up lane laughing myself to tears looking like a damn idiot.

My bedroom was across from my sister’s when we were little and I could see into it. She used to sit up, open her eyes and look at me. Scream bloody murder, then lay back down. No recollection of ever doing it.

Kids really are terrifying. My mom used to tell my brother and me that she was terrified of him when he was a baby.

“Skittered” really puts it over the top.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Man, I fucking hate Greg. Stop being so sarcastic and aloof all the time!

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

It is a stretch to say that, which is why nobody said it. Everyone knows the Atlantic is generally a highbrow center-left publication. You don’t have to say it’s ideologically biased, a claim not made here, in order to say “this particular Atlantic reporter did a really stupid article and should have been more of a…

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?