For all the dead ppl

Blurry Jennifer Aniston butt beats Kardashian butt any day of the week.

I actually think she's being made to look bad here. The reporter made the connection first and called her a "pioneer", this was her clearly cheeky response to the initial attempt to link the aesthetics of her picture to Kim K's which was indeed, fucking stupid in the first place.

Also, there's going to be a Zoolander sequel.

"Natural selection"? He is one cold-ass dude if he thinks people should just get preventable diseases and die.

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

I think he's in for a surprise, because a really sizable portion of women in my general age group had a crush on the Robin Hood who was literally and figuratively a fox.

I love how every guy thinks he can't be faked out.

You are still quite young. You may very well find, in years to come, that you were abused, that you did incur trauma. Right now, you talk about teens almost as if they're peers. It's telling. It won't last. Grown men having sex with 14 and 15 year old girls are creepy, messed up opportunists who specifically look for…

I require confirmation.

Me thinks there is no "mix-up" happening here.

Hahahaha oh lord. Yeah, I was real bummed by my Diplo crush being squashed. For what it's worth, he wasn't rude to me... he was just a tool. He was polite and shit, but he kinda acted like I should be so lucky to be seen with him in public (I had to drive him around). And I fucking hate that kind of attitude. He's not…

Pfftt, hairy greased-up ass or GTFO. #notmyasswars

Your just jealousl.

Can we all just agree that hitting another human being is not a nice thing to do, regardless of how angry you are? Even if you're female?

I'm not really keen on physical violence—regardless of the gender of the perpetrator—because it's just a trashy way to "manage" conflict.

Before any MRA troll types show up, I'd like to say I find this excerpt really upsetting. The violence is horrible. And yes, if it was a man writing about hitting a woman that way, we would all be outraged. But some of us aren't impressed by this story either.

puts mayo on my emotional development from age 14-21

I saw the "Angry Lamar Demands Paternity Test" headline and thought, "Jesus, they're REALLY reaching with that ongoing 'Who Is Khloe's Dad?' thing. "