I caught a dude I thought I would be together forever with cheating on me. Like literally walked in and had to peer in close because I am hella blind and didn't know what was happening.

She seems pretty chill in the video but I'm not sure she seems chill enough to get married in a deep V.

Someone sitting next to me at a play years ago threw up in her purse and then just sat there for the rest of the play like it was NBD.

I caught a girl I was thinking of marrying cheating on me.

It caused huge problems for me emotionally and with future relationships.

I once saw a very drunk, very confused young man trying to stick a beer bottle up his ass whilst crying. I was at a party and went to an upstairs restroom, only to see that monstrosity. When he saw me, he didn't stop, but just stared deeply and sadly into my eyes. I then gently closed the door and left that house…

I've always wondered what happens if/when they have a child and said child doesn't resemble the man made face in the slightest

:O What about C.A.?!

There have been rampant and long-standing rumors that Perry is in the closet—which make his stance even more heinous.

The last paragraph is key.

the falconry is of interest to all.

I once took a motorbike from Rotherhithe to my house in Enfield. Had no idea where to go, took me about 3 hours. Ended up in Brent Park after going the wrong direction on the North Circular, ran out of fuel, had to stop and check Google maps on my phone countless times. I have so much respect for these guys (and I…

Most guys see a lot more dong than they care to admit. Also good to know I pull the same shenanigans with my junk as Ben Affleck. Most of the time I just make eye contact, ask "Is this normal?", then look down at my crotch. Works every time.

Not really. GPS isn't actually that good with narrow streets nor is it very useful when you have to know the fastest way from point A to point B. The number of times I've had some nitwit who didn't know where he was going and just relying on the googlez are practically innumerable.

The Knowledge is just a jaw-dropping, unfathomable achievement.

I agree with the overall point - stop absolving the people who get "poached" of responsibility - but just hearing about this Lacey Moore person makes me want to stab her in her free-wheeling rollerskating face.

Mea culpa

Why don't you stop telling women how they feel, and instead ask them? You came over here, to our playground, but you want us to play by your playground's rules, and that's just not going to happen. Why is this particular topic so important to YOU, I wonder? And why are you so enjoying something that you (incorrectly,…

#Notallstraightwhitedudes

True enough. But isn't that profoundly sad? That a mentally ill young man bought into this culture of predation and entitlement and rage, and many innocent people died? It's not just sad that these men use this "philosophy" (a term I hesitate to use) to justify their own antisocial behavior, it's even sadder that…