Because WASPS!

This was indeed a real thing, but I misstated that it was happening right now. My good Texas mama sent me an email link yesterday about it, so I assumed it was current, but it was actually in reference to what happened in 2013.

I tried to articulate something similar on a Gawker post earlier about the guy who destroyed the HitchBOT.

I also wondered, but given his neck/face, I think not! He co-wrote this, so it’s not like it came out of the blue. I think he either totally embraced his heftiness or, possibly, even heavied up for the show. He would have had time to lose weight if he’d wanted to. They did a brilliant job playing it for laughs (like…

Yep. I am proud to say that I had family members there in the gallery to support Wendy, and the Strong Texas Womanhood of it made me cry.

Can’t amend my previous comment, but see my responses below. This was 2013, my mistake.

My bad - I went back into my email to retrieve the article, and it is from 2013 (and Wendy’s Last Stand). My mom just sent it to me yesterday, so I assumed it was current. Will try to update my original response.

My bad - I went back into my email to retrieve the article, and it is from 2013 (and Wendy’s Last Stand). My mom just sent it to me yesterday, so I assumed it was current. Will try to update my original response.

Yes, and they gave a shout-out to Dip My Balls in the series!

I fucking love Texas even though it makes me want to smash my own face in with frying pan a lot of the time (I am fifth-gen). My mother just sent me a link yesterday about how the courthouse is allowing people in with concealed carry guns and yet TAKING AWAY tampons and maxi-pads from women entering the building over…

WAIT FOR ME, ABBIE BERNSTEIN!

Also, while I have never found David Wain attractive before (although I have been a fan for 20 years, as a die-hard lover of The State from its heyday), Yaron was working hard for me.

Obvi Elizabeth Banks’ high-waisted bellbottoms and Lake Bell’s overalls.

Featuring Darren Sharper!

Don’t you dare apologize or blame yourself for this anymore. (To be clear, this was well-written, thoughtful, and I thank you for sharing it!). My ‘don’t you dare’ is just the reminder that we all need and deserve in these situations.

My inner hoarder/sentimentalist is having to do calming yoga-breathing to keep from doubling over in horror.

Goddammit. I feel really strongly about my Andre 3000 experience, but I fucking love Parker Posey.

Well, I survived a hot yoga class with Andre Benjamin, so even though this was not a competition, it is now and I WON IT.

I know, it’s a bit shocking. It’s not like London is steeped in any other kind of ‘history.’ Personally, I think a Ripper exhibit should open at all of the airports, and visitors could ‘step back in time!’ into a city-wide theme park celebrating old Jack.

As a London resident, I can say we don’t have nearly enough Jack the Ripper tourist traps. I wholeheartedly applaud this man’s innovative (and may I say... daring!) vision. This is a great day for female murder victims.