I know, it’s a bit shocking. It’s not like London is steeped in any other kind of ‘history.’ Personally, I think a Ripper exhibit should open at all of the airports, and visitors could ‘step back in time!’ into a city-wide theme park celebrating old Jack.

As a London resident, I can say we don’t have nearly enough Jack the Ripper tourist traps. I wholeheartedly applaud this man’s innovative (and may I say... daring!) vision. This is a great day for female murder victims.

Like, Michelle Obama is beautiful, and they kind of gave her Derp Face.

Reading about this has given me actual rage-shakes. Pure, unadulterated fury and hatred to the point I’m a bit shocked by how visceral my reaction is.

You are, of course, completely correct, and thank you for the response. Although I know people in all of those categories, I guess I just don’t personally know any who watch The View or similar. To my knowledge!

YES, KELLY RIPA. Thank you. I enjoyed her guest appearance on Girls greatly, as I knew who she was thanks to this website and gossip mags, although I’ve never seen her program. She seems fun. As do Kathy Lee and Hoda, two other people I have never watched but whose names I know.

Thank you for confirming it’s a legitimate question. I just feel like this type of daytime programming is just on at... hospitals and car washes or periods of unemployment. Places where you are unwillingly stuck in an abnormal limbo. It’s not even airports, because there you have the BBC or CNN on a loop.

This is one of those questions that will come off snarkish and assholey (and it is, admittedly, although I don’t intend it that way). Who the fuck watches The View? Do people TiVo it and then watch it in the evenings? This question extends to all daytime programming, really. Fox and Friends? Whatever iteration of…

BINDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gag me with a naturally-sourced, organic, found object chainsaw because I am shocked SHOCKED I SAY

Based on all the original information that came out, the possibility that she was murdered (or allowed to die) was a wholly legitimate concern. I am just grateful this has gotten the attention is deserves. Whilst I, as an armchair reader (entirely dependent on the leakages permitted to the news and controlled by…

I posted thoughts below (in the greys) that express a similar thought, although far less nuanced and eloquent.

Okay, so either:

Yeah.

Psoriasis Advance was properly ecstatic to land CariDee on the cover (I call it my Psoriasis Monthly. Maybe you have a Vitiligo Today?). The only other ‘celeb’ we had who admitted to or had visible, severe psoriasis was Beaver Cleaver. Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes have mild psoriasis and have spoken about it…

Palate cleanser.

My dad is bald but now I don’t want to talk about it.

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So I think dolphins are like the dogs of the sea, and they like people, and if humans had gills, we would have evolved alongside dolphins just like we did with dogs over thousands of years, and we would all be posting underwater internet memes and videos of us hanging out with our dolphin buddies and having adventures.

That settles it. Labia pants. No one wants labia pants.