Just a couple of months ago, I had a work conference at Legoland in Denmark (yes, I requested and received a pirate-themed room, and it was awesome). We also had a site visit to Lem, which translates in Danish, literally, to ‘’penis.’’

Awww.

While I share your cynicism, and think it is likely this woman pulled out of hosting on the advice of her managers (although, who knows - maybe she really did take a hard stand), I still intend to enjoy watching the dominoes fall.

YES, sadly, I always remember this guy’s name, not just because the crime was so horrendous, but because I watched that video by accident before it was widely publicized (clicking on a link in a comments section). I didn’t think it was real - I thought, what a bizarre fake video this is - and then it kept going. Once…

I feel like Poehler is quite a bit Knopey in real life. And I love her for it.

It’s from ‘Black Snake Moan’ (which I adore). If you read the Pissing Contest a few weeks ago about the best worst encounters with celebs, someone told a fantastic story about making a comment about Samuel L. Jackson dropping his cigarette on the St. Andrews campus, within his hearing. The writer was the subsequent…

Yes, it’s easy to mistake drama for passion, especially when you’re so young. They are effectively still in adolescence. I feel sorry for both of them that this is played out on a public stage, and doubtless the exposure just increases the pressure.

I know that some people just have an ugly soul, but I honestly think there is also something very wrong with him.

The Coven season of American Horror Story is phenomenal because I could watch Lange and Bassett for the rest of my life, and they both looked so fucking amazing (when they put aside their feud to form an alliance? I DIE). Goddesses. Lange is a vamp and Bassett continues to be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever…

That was actually much more diplomatic than I expected from the headline (I was afeared). It didn’t FULLY kill my Pitboner, but it is definitely deflated.

Wow. Thank you for sharing that, and I am so, so sorry that this happened to you. It doesn’t sound dumb - not even a little. It sounds like someone hurt and manipulated you when you were too young to defend yourself, and it is absolutely despicable. It would be a despicable thing to do to an adult - to do it to a…

Ooooh, as a kid, my favorite thing was to ride on the bottom of the shopping cart at the grocery store, under the basket (you know, where I guess you are supposed to put heavy items?). I’d get tucked up in there with a couple of books, and my mom could shop in peace.

‘’I’m pretty sure that I needn’t visit London again.”

My embarrassing crush is Pitbull. He is so dumb, and looks like sooooo much fun. Those hips and that cheeky smirk. I think I actually blush when I watch his (dumb) music videos.

WHUT. I am slack-jaw stunned by that last quote. I... because the Jews... went meekly? ...And should have had guns? Against... the Third Reich?

DENIM ELBOW PATCHES!!!

Because everyone else has basically covered what I was thinking, am going to chime in with my only other thought that’s not been articulated: She has a touch of the Lohans about her, no?

No, no it would not. It’s just offensively manipulated language.

Chris Evans!!! Easy!

Exactly how big is an ‘11-week fetus skull?’ Because an 11-week old fetus is 1.5’’ so a ‘skull’ would be... millimeters? Even if this were true, surely that would just be naturally expelled? Most women pass blood clots bigger than that during menses.