I find any and all food-eating comps like this fucking disgusting (Man V Food, looking at you). Not just because of the physical capacity (although I try very hard not to think of their bowel state after this sort of 'feat,' I cannot NOT think about it, yuck yuck yuck), but because it's so disgustingly, rampantly,…

My parents told me to start watching Deadwood, and I was like, enhh, not much into anything period or historical, but thanks. Then my mama said: "You will love the language - it is Shakespearean, you cocksucker," and I was understandably all WTF, LADY. She was right, of course (UGH, MOMS).

Fully agree with you, and I mean websites as platforms rather than ISPs. (I am not fluent in tech, so apologies if I was mistaken in my terminology!). The Twitters, Facebooks, and Tumblrs of the world may be part of a new frontier, but they are ultimately products/services beholden to their consumers just as much as…

Be fucked, you cock-sucking cunt! (SO MANY DELIGHTFUL CONSONANTS TO SPIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!).

Reaching for a plus side here, at least abusive comments and threats communicated over social media are visible and provable. It takes some onus off the victims of said threats to prove the content of the harassment.

How about that she also looks like the lead guitarist in a glamrock band? The tinted shades, swooped bangs, piece-y highlights, and those shoulder pads are really coming together - not to mention the hard-ass purse of her mouth.

Mine was: Because she has big tits.

Or 'surfing' (being placed on a kickboard in the pool). Still have a scar on my face from that one.

It was worth a shot. This is basically how I got a dog for my 7th birthday.

Something like this?:

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

I actually think she is aging even better than Deneuve (who of course remains stunning)! Emma Thompson's face just gets more interesting.

Sigh, you are correct. My intention was for the comment to mimic the invasive, dumbed-down reachiness of the questions to which she was subjected in the interview (particularly the insulting 'COMMENT AS A WOMAN' approach), as well as the likely bro-tastic interpretation that her refusal to entertain such leading…

Jesus, Amy, PMS much!??

While I agree with 1, 3, and 4 in principle, social media is likely also a big source of support for them. I can only imagine that it's important to them to know their story has visibility and continued public interest, that their daughter is not forgotten.

Jolie's never been as deliciously, sumptuously full-figured as Nigella, but she looked just fantastic when she was younger and carried a bit more weight. She is and will always be stunning (and her body = her business, of course!), but she would also look phenom with another 50 pounds on her.

No idea who she is, but I love her face and wry mouth. I dig brunettes with that heavy-lidded look - she has Brittany Murphy eyes.

You know that stupid word used to describe Zooey Deschanel, I guess in relation to her TV role, 'adorkable?' (I think that's right - never seen the show, but seem to recall it from the exhaustive ad campaigns). Zosia is actually this thing. Her evident discomfort is so cute on her! She looks great, and yet totally…

Her face looks very clean and classy, even though I feel like she's SWF-ing Gwyneth (creepy). Her proportions, however, are bizarre. I'm giving myself a bodysnark exemption because she makes her living aggressively touting size-zero lollipop head as the achievable and desirable norm if you weren't SO DAMN LAZY.

She looks stunning. Very Pocahontas-in-a-sweatshirt.