I wonder how many years it will take for RG3 to be considered one of the most over rated player of the decade. He is frail and might never make a full season. Flashes or greatness IS NOT greatness.

The stories are horribly written and I don't doubt this guy is a self-pitying douche, but am I the only one who thinks that the shoes objectively are kind of interesting and it's kind of a cool idea? *runs*

He's not saying that the difference is that women are more emotional. He's saying that you have to present yourself differently in order to connect with most women emotionally. Obviously, you have to connect with all your voters on an emotional level. Candidates who fail to connect with voters rarely win.

Yea, also you'd really think someone from Detroit would be more accustomed to being jumped and beaten unconscious for no good reason.

What if the truth is just that loony?

Thank you for telling your story here, that can't have been easy.

Shut up, Jameis.

I'll have to take your word for it, Sean. I don't really know anything about the correct motion for throwing an asshole.

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

The public transportation for Sarasota, Florida, SCAT, aka, Scootin' Coons Across Town.

Um. Last October I wrote a Foodspin telling people how to eat Halloween candy. I think your concerns might be just a tad misplaced.

Cook scrambled eggs, place over nice crispy hash browns, liberally cover in Hunts brand ketchup. Best way to eat scrambled eggs.

Is it strange that the NFL's pinkwashing mostly offends me for aesthetic reasons?

Many men down in Manville liked wimmin a lot
But the MRAs down there in Manville did not
Those men hated women - accused them of teasin'
Now please don't ask me why. No one quite knows the reason
It could be their mums didn't raise them quite right
It could be the fact that we're "frigid" and "tight"
But I think that the…

I didn't think Anchorman was really that funny, anyway.

/ducks behind couch

Heh, we don't have that problem. Wife's sister is a bitch who insist everyone do as she says, while she (of course) acts unilaterally. Reminds me of a certain country, but I digress...

Honest question: the "The team won, not Tebow" argument gets tossed out there every time people bring up Tebow's record as a starter in Denver, but I've never seen anyone explain why that same team didn't win much (that year) before Tebow stepped in. Is there an explanation for this? Or are we all just hoping this…

I know Tebow is going to get little sympathy here, but I think it's pretty funny to compare his career path in the past three years with Matt Flynn. Tebow stepped in to win 7 of 8 games and lead his team to the playoffs before taking out the Steelers. Now he's out of the league.