I think the originals also included grudges as part of the backstory.

Man of the Year:

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

She was actually good in 50 Shades. Appropriately quirky and not such a dumbass as Ana in the book.

I’ve read part of the fanfic before the names were changed. I couldn’t stand to read the rest.

Her face makes me sad inside.

Makes sense that it’s correlation not causation. Wouldn’t a reasonable hypothesis be that humans that groom their downstairs hair are likely more sexually active than those with unkempt tufts of nettles?

In my fanfic he does.

“I feel like this militia would’ve formed if Hillary had won.”

Um... Trump did tell his “second amendment people” that they may need to take matters into their own hands against Hillary, so, yeah, probably. And we elected him... Christ.

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

The post-press conference commentary I listened to talked about Obama showing great restraint by not engaging on Bannon. Then they played a clip of Kellyanne Conway saying “if people think I would have managed a campaign that was based on alt-right principles, I’m offended by that and the 60 million voters would be…

Exactly. We act as if it were the candidates who at fault. Trump is nothing more than a culmination of awfulness in this country. I hate his supporters. He is and has always been a grifter of the highest order. A close look at his dealings and that lays bare everything about him and his family. The people who voted…

Prior to the election, Obama flat out told the American people Trump was unfit. Members of both Bushes cabinet lined up to endorse Hillary. 99.99% of all newspapers endorsed her, many of them early, and using increasingly urgent language. People just didn’t listen. They listened to their own, easily manipulated brains…

while i cannot definitively say that, i can say that 60,375,961 of my fellow americans voted for the right to not get any smarter.

But we’ll have tons of rallies to throw adulation at our dear leader!

what is wrong with you

Because MOBAs are TRASH.

I thought Ren and Stimpy was boring and one note.