I did wonder if that was the implication, but then I thought I might be reading too much into it.

In CHRIST.

WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

*packs bags*

This is what I was hoping for.

Probably the secret non-work account I created just for using on Ashley Madison and checking on my non-government issued phone via web and not through the mail app?

probably when they collect enough information about it to write about it with some detail.

More than anything, what this piece tells me is that scientists still know very little about the female body during sexual stimulation, and it makes me sad because we all lose. I guess I’ve always taken the road of “every woman experiences sex differently so there are no steadfast rules to what gets women off and we…

Yeah I think the research stated that the fluid had some urea in it and therefore was pee, which is dumb because sweat has urea in it too and we don’t go calling that piss.

By the way, it’s not pee.

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

You guys are getting really creative with the insults tonight. I love it.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

People were commenting on break.com’s version of the article with the phrase “TIPS: To insure prompt service”. Butchering of the English language aside, what the hell? Like servers and waiters have control over how long it takes the kitchen to make things.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

Do these people think that’s a teaching moment? Like “oh, I’ll show you, server person, with this super unnecessary comment on the check”? Because all it teaches me, folks, is that the world would be better off if you were eaten by dragons.