The entire site is excellent, so I strongly encourage you to do so! And thanks for the compliment. :)

I had a boyfriend who told me that he needed to be 51% of the relationship, especially when it came to making any important decisions involving the household and our future. Apparently this is stated somewhere in the Bible. Being Satan’s daughter, I rejected the idea.

So don’t wait! Buy peaches when they have a peachy smell. Eat them ASAP. They don’t have to be that soft; as long as it has a peachy smell you’re probably good.

number 2 sounds like my worst nightmare

Three things:

Julia, 23:

Hi, Rachel.

Is the current dress code so lenient that everyone is prancing around in glittery American Flag nipple pasties and nothing else? I don't think of congressional interns as dressing anything near unprofessional. Maybe this new dress code bans those super sexy shift dresses or Forever Twenty One blazers that make men…

Damn it women, stop tempting me with your flirtatious memoranda on HB 1432: A Bill to Reclassify Fish-Waste Processing Facilities as Nonpolluting Entities!

FUCK YEAH ROB STARK!

I just wanted to click over his butt and wave my cursor over it repeatedly, idgaf if that’s creepy, bc butts.

Yes, good point. This is for the U.S., and even then things can vary depending on where you are in the U.S.

It’s not the president we need, but it’s the president we deserve.

America deserves a President that cares about and will weigh in on Twilight dramz.

I would totally be in a 3-way relationship with both of them. I think we’d have a ton of fun

I love that he and Kat Dennings are dating, but also, could he please break up with Kat Dennings and date me? Or I could just join their relationship. I would totally settle for that.

Exactly! When I see “pumpkin spice latte,” I figure it’s going to taste like it has spices in it—specifically, the kinds of spices found in the bottle of “pumpkin pie spice” in my pantry (cinnamon, nutmeg, etc.). I don’t expect it to taste like pumpkin, and in fact, I think that sounds kind of gross.

Brutaler.

I love this line because it implies Charlie Brown’s on better terms with her Dad then she is.