Fair point about the book, but how are the costumes porn-like? Other than the weapon-holsters and combat boots (because zombies), it’s fairly historically accurate. Especially by Hollywood standards.

Or you could get cut-resistant kitchen gloves! For those of us who can’t resist using our hands for dangerous things.

Not to mention it would be the perfect way to make Albus Dumbledore canonically gay, rather than just I-think-of-this-important-character-as-gay-but-didn’t-bother-actually-putting-that-in-the-books.

It all depends on their online security, but generally if you have censored access to the internet and some knowledge on hacking or proxies, you can get uncensored access. And in a prison-size population, the odds of having one person capable of that are pretty high.

Also, I don’t know how prison internet security works, but if there are inmates who have any knowlege on hacking or computers (and unless that related to their crime, the prison wouldn’t necessarily know who that was), they could probably find a way through.

What a tremendous waste.

Then your regional manager was an unethical asshole for making you drive in unsafe conditions. Still not the customer’s fault for using an offered service (though if they didn’t tip extremely well they’re assholes for that).

Wait, he was let go? I was sad when he left, but I thought it was voluntary. Here’s hoping his new home respects him.

Well, there was Behind Closed Ovens on Jezebel. It’s done because the writer moved on, but if you’re in the mood for commiseration and the occasional story about sweet karmic justice, the archives are all still there.

Actually, no, they didn’t. The person who orders delivery can’t compel you to drive in unsafe conditions, they can only take advantage of a service your employer is offering. The responsibility goes to the one actually requiring deliverers to go out: the employer. The responsible thing to do, when it’s truly not safe…

I live in Denver, and while we normally try to stock up before a blizzard, we won’t hesitate to order delivery because we’re in an apartment complex, and almost every time we’ve ordered they’ve had other orders for the same area to deliver.

Well, in fairness “we” includes the speaker. I know not everyone uses it correctly, but when he says “we need to be better at this,” that pronoun indicates he’s also talking about himself, so it’s not like he’s claiming innocence. It’s hypocritical to not practice what you preach, but it’s perfectly fine (laudable,…

I seriously don’t understand how this is a thing. Yes, obviously all lives matter. No one’s seriously denying this (when worded as such) so there is absolutely no point in saying it.

So I think I like Jumanji much more than the average person, and even I don’t understand why anyone would want to remake this.

But he’s not a masochist!

Under local anesthetic, he was able to guide the surgeon during his own operation, which proved to be successful.

By the way, there’s a whole lot of people out there bitching that the new movie is too much like the first Star Wars movie, which is amusing, because the first Star Wars movie itself took its plot from ANOTHER movie.

The Daily Caller finds themselves predictably outraged that the incident is being investigated as a hate crime, calling it a “prank”

It’s actually fairly effective for muscle relaxation, though it does look bizarre. I got to try it when my friend was training for massage therapy.

Definitely not. Having spent 6 years with “NerdBros” (seriously, everyone I’ve introduced my roommate to has compared him to Sheldon from this show), they’re not really fans. They complain that it portrays science and nerd culture inaccurately, and that it’s insulting. And having watched a couple episodes with them, I…