CassandraSays
CassandraSays
CassandraSays

Wait, do the strippers in these clubs now have cameras in their dressing room (there's a bit about customers being able to watch them changing costumes online)? I hope they're getting paid extra for proving an online peepshow, which I don't imagine they were necessarily aware of when they first went to work at that

(Shrugs)

One of my best friends from high school still has one of my old composition books. This is because even then we both kind of knew that teenagers usually sound like fucking idiots, and she wanted collateral to use against me if I ever spilled any of her secrets. The threat of people being able to read your tedious

So am I the only Jezzie who doesn't have strong feelings about Kristin Stewart either way? She's fine. She's been fine in several movies. She was embarrassing to watch in Twilight, but so was everyone else - that's Stephanie Meyers' fault for writing a series of terrible books. To me Stewart is just one of many young

You're still trying really hard to ignore the context in which these are not isolated incidents. Why?

Nope, here's what you actually said.

My single sex school didn't do any of that "this is how the ladybrain works" crap. Individual teachers had their own styles, so there was a lot of variation, the only constant was the complete lack of institutional sexism that I heard about from friends who went to mixed-sex schools (girls not getting called on,

I went to an all-girls school from 11 to 18 and had the same experience. Now, no doubt my family contributed to this too, but my response to any and all "you can't do X/can't do X well/shouldn't do X because you're a girl/boys won't like you if you do/don't do X" statements is essentially "huh? WTF are you on about?".

(Points up)

Also something about the image suggests that the hands don't belong to the same person as the boobs, but we don't see the person they do belong to, so...disembodied hands with bright sharp painted nails clutching sweaty-looking boobs a little too tightly. Is this a perfume ad or the trailer for a Saw movie?

Not only is the headline incorrect, it doesn't even match the information in the actual article. There's lots of data that shows that gender segregated schooling produced better outcomes for girls - that is not the same thing as "is actually bullshit". The data seems to show that gender segregated schooling is not so

Doesn't everything Tom Ford does look vaguely sweaty or greasy? It seems to be his advertising signature, people who look like they need a bath.

By that logic you're concluding that if anyone has boobs that are C cup (or above I guess) they must be fake? That's, um, not a very logical assumption to make.

I'm thinking perfume up the ass would sting, a lot.

Aren't the two youngest Kardashian kids a bit young for Mama to be pimping them out in bikinis? Can't she wait a few more years before splashing their adolescent asses all over the internet?

Just don't ever stir it with a metal spoon. I made that mistake and had a coffeesplosion on my countertop.

Replying to approve. Jez editors - this is actually a pretty good idea. Snarking at obviously sexist articles is great and all, but you could produce a more effective rebuttal with the help of someone like Prof. Hayes, who's been studying the impact of water pollution for years.

Well, variety is good, but why does it have to include non-cat-friendly ingredients like corn? Stubborn dude! I give mine the Wellness Core dry food at night too, or if I'm going to be away for a while, basically when I won't be around to put out wet food for her if she's hungry, but she doesn't like the wet version,

This makes it even weirder that you like the fit of AA and I don't! (Anything that hangs straight down from my boobs makes me look like I don't have a waist - not a good look.) I even have one of their baseball tees (it was a gift for helping out on a political campaign, didn't buy it), and I never wear it because the

And I'm almost the same size (34E) and the fit is terrible on me. That's so weird! I'm going to assume that we're both fairly small people overall too or we wouldn't be able to fit into anything from AA. Sizing is odd. I've never tried the dude tees though - I like my tees to fit very close to the body.