If it makes you feel better, I don't identify as bi, but I was contacted by a wealthy couple who was looking for a younger third to essentially be the brood mare and sex toy. Which is a TOTALLY attractive offer.

I agree- especially with weird sexual stuff. I don't see how that could be satisfied in a one night stand. It took months of sleeping together before my bf trotted out his foot fetish and we've tried all sorts of bondage and apparently I like being bitten until I look battered. Never would have figured that out with a…

Yup, same here. Some people just don't do one night stands. Sometimes I seriously mourn the fact that I'm not sluttier.

I work at a museum dealing with the American Revolution. I would recommend the American Girl Felicity stories still to this day. I was an avid reader, loved them, and it piqued my interest in history early on. I begged and begged my family as a 7 year old to go to Williamsburg for vacation so I could see all the…

Needs more Blerta.

How much will this shipping option cost? $39.99?

OK, honest question, do we just keep the little plastic transit box? do they have return labels we can just put in the mail box and let USPS return to Amazon? I mean after like 4 orders I'm going to be annoyed by the boxes? They could work as Bento boxes but how many will i need around the house?

Ohmygod. The future is here.

Surrrrrrre. And by 2005 people will be riding Segways everywhere.

Is it Jasmine being a total BAMF and playing into the woman-as-property thing in order to manipulate Jafar for the sake of rebellious and shirtless Aladdin?

Awwww, that's the best suggestion yet!

Oh hells yeh. This scene gave me all sorts of confusing feels as a kid. Twisted indeed.

Was really into Jafar-ified Jasmin in the red outfit.

Sugar Bear had such a smooth and jazzy vibe.

ha! Right when I saw the headline I knew I was gonna post "And I've done nothing with my life." But you beat me to it.

And I felt talented for making an omelette this morning.

I'm really enjoying this level-headed linguistics corner of the room.

First, I'd like to discuss how the use of "been" in this way is actually a valid and grammatical form of AAVE. AAVE is actually more sophisticated in this aspect than traditional American English dialects, because "been" is used as a habitual marker - it's used to let you know how long ago an action was completed, or…

I know this is intended as a joke, but Stephen Fry really set me right about Grammar Nazism and I like to pay this thoughtbomb forward as much as possible: