And I'm not missing the point at all. Sex isn't the same thing as money or physical goods. You don't steal it in the same way. Rape is not robbery. That's why it's a shitty analogy that does not apply.

Stupid analogy. Whether or not you believe your friend was robbed has nothing to do with whether or not the friend was actually robbed. If you were robbed, you were the victim of a crime. Simple as that. Stealing money is illegal.

Agreed - remember the days of the kilt? Ridiculousness aside, I genuinely respect his love of fashion (and Broadway musicals)

Regardless of personal opinions on her personality or whether or not she deserves fame...

What the fuck kind of parent thinks that their kids are just magically going to decide to NOT ask for awesome things they want? The parent is the gatekeeper to everything a child could potentially obtain. If there's something they would like to have, they'll ask for it unless given a reason not to. It just makes…

we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?"

Good thing you're in Michigan then...no one drinks soda, just pop! ;)

I'm scared of putting myself out there for online dating, partly because I know something like that would CRUSH me! Ugh.

Totally. I've been dismissing the idea of "hot" guys for so long that I often don't even allow myself to really BE attracted to them anymore. Part of attraction, for me, has to do with possibility or attainability, and if I think a guy's hot, I conclude that, logically, he must be out of my league and write off the…

TRACIE. You're a fucking internet legend. I've been a Jezebel reader from the very beginning and have been commenting (under different names) since the SlutMachine days. You are rad, I love your commitment to Mariah Carey fandom, and you have the best bangs in the world.

I know this all probably makes sense, but I have a such a hard time sleeping when I can't burrow myself under my comforter in a half stomach/half side sleeping position. I injured my knee and had to sleep on my back for a month. The least painful position possible, of course, but it was awful!

This movie is so, so drastically underrated.

He's a piece of shit.

But really tho. Raise your hand if you remember being 16 and all like, "but why does the world hate us?! I just want to drive my car — to school, ON TIME AND SAFELY — and follow an acceptable number of rules and find myself and move the fuck ON?"

No, DO bring a sex expert. And it should be Sex Nerd Sandra! She is the absolute greatest and links to Jezebel on her FB page so you know she likes it around these parts: http://www.nerdist.com/podcast_channe…

Bring back Dodai's mom.

Femme Skills, so they say! Jenna used to do great beauty tutorials, but there's tons of content out there to curate here and pull from commenter input. YouTube alone is a damn goldmine of beauty experts. I would love a feature of "cult beauty product of the week as featured on Makeup Alley and how to use it" bah blah…

You know, a lot of times I default into "ugh, teenagers," and "I'm so glad that Instagram/Facebook didn't exist when I was in high school." But then I remember that some teenagers(/PEOPLE) are awesome and I love that we got to see this.

Agreed. I can relate. I think her intention was probably 100% innocent and I'm sure her daughter was amused or found it silly, but this gives me pause because of Bethanny's issues with eating disorders, and the general obsession with smallness a lot of women have.

FLORIDA MAN IS AT IT AGAIN!