ME TOO.

R. Kelly wrote "I Look To You"

When do these assholes expect to see the mythical lower rates of pregnancy and STIs that will supposedly come as a result of hiding this information from kids? Because...so far it's not working.

I wish Martha would adopt me. Be my life coach, or something. I wouldn't take up much space, maybe she can spare a corner of one of her gift wrapping rooms?

Jenna did a tutorial for a '30s-style moon manicure a while before her Rihanna one, though. I think she was just inspired by Rihanna's specifically

This is a wonderfully eloquent example of how deeply rooted sexism is on our culture.

I'm in my mid-20s and it's come up on occasion with my group of post-college good friends, mostly as a way to kind of explain what kind of experiences they've had with sex or relationships when talking about a new or potential one. Just as background context. I have VERY limited experience myself, and I'm reeeeeally…

Ever need to convince your little cousin that you are cool? Give her a wild manicure and you are golden, my friend.

Her version of "I Will Always Love You" (even after it became majorly cliche) long ago set the bar for how I hope to feel about someone some day.*

Wow. That song is notorious for being SO difficult to sing well, and it just tumbles out of her mouth like it's nothing.

I just CANNOT wrap my head around why people actually believe that allowing a pregnancy to come to term, and either encouraging minors to accept the enormous responsibility of caring for and raising another human being when they had absolutely no plans, desires, or intentions to do so, or alternatively, bringing…

Dear Internet,

She always seems so relaxed and comfortable with herself. I can't put my finger on why, but from day one, it was obvious that she'd bring something special of her own to the White House. And it's far beyond Jason Wu dresses and J. Crew cardigans, though they don't hurt!

Figleaves.com is your friend!

I think it's that intangible inner glow...attributed to godliness by some, gayface by others.

Oh, sorry, I kind of threw that in there without explanation. I feel like there are infinite examples (in movies, TV, magazines, songs, everything) for men of "how one pursues a woman" that are rooted in the power imbalance (e.g. Men hit on women until a woman accepts his advances; Men treat women to things in order…

Ok. I get that marriages end and that is not always a tragedy nor failure. But assuming they respect each other and their marriage (however long it was) as much as they say they do (in public, fairly often), this is still less than one year after last renewing their vows!

To me, there is a huge difference between someone that would participate in cat-calling to be like one of the dudes, and someone to whom that just feels totally wrong.

"Brad Pitt! TRIANGLE..."

Whenever I need to describe the seriousness of a sandwich, and it's not the kind that involves pear and arugula or other things better suited to salads, I describe it as a "Liz Lemon sandwich." It gets the point across quite well.