The rooster, of course.

I can hear the level’s music in my head. It wants to come out.

Yes, the wealthy need minions.

Dear Retailer:

...but parasite got a whole stack of nominations

That comment is golden.

He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab

Hot take: Interstellar was actually a good movie. 

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

If more people had actually driven it instead of the Explorer they might have found they liked them, they drove very car like, no tippy feeling in corners, had a decent ride even on the 20" wheels, and it was about the most practical vehicle outside a true minivan there was.

My Flex was awesome, but also slightly disappointing at the same time. It didn’t get anywhere near the gas mileage I’d want...but the engine/trans combo was the awesome (EcoBoost/6-speed auto). Unfortunately the transfer case/power transfer unit was pretty unreliable, and loved to grenade itself without notice. The…

I actually think that’s a film that’s aged... interestingly. For a while, it aged poorly... it’s a movie where a straight guy turns a lesbian straight. But I think it’s aged right back to actually interesting, providing an example of sexual/romantic fluidity. We have a woman who identifies as lesbian who begins dating…

I was at one time, but haven't seen anything he's done since Zach and Miri in 09. I was quite surprised by the amount of heart in the picture, and that outweighed the lazy humor, at least for me. 

Make up for hit piece...

The one thing Eli can hang his hat on is being the Brady killer. If nothing else, he should be remembered for that.

Other than he hasn't played in 3 seasons while the other guys mentioned have been on the roster, practiced, and know the playbook.

C8 design cribbed heavily from McLaren and Ferrari, so I definitely see it. Either way, not a bad thing IMHO.

There are two spots this is possible. ;)

Just wait...