So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I don’t know, that seems awfully cheap for a sandwich.

Harry Hogge, “There’s nothing stock about a stock car.”

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

In this day and age, most young adults (yes, i’m generalizing here) have been raised without a sense of accountability. Nothing is ever their fault, and if they get busted breaking the rules they typically fall back on “well I was never explicitly told I couldn’t do this very specific thing”. Then Twitch comes along…

The streamer doth protest too much, methinks.

Fuck Konami as much as you want, but please leave PES alone. The other day, I found by chance (?) a FIFA e-sports competition, and I was appalled by what I saw: players crossing half the field doing tricks without moving one of their feet, in some kind of magic translation, with a pace that was rather out of this…

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

Getting 46 from one guy and still only barely winning is very on-brand for the Cavs, tho.

I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

How’s that again? If you’re talking about immigrants from Central and South America, they will, in all likelihood, be watching on Telemundo anyways. Also, if you think our dipshit president could do anything that would keep football fans from watching the World Cup, you’re an idiot. Or was this just all about…

my sources say there is an 85% chance Adam Shefter is 100% correct on this one. So, cut 100% in half. What do you get? 50%. Now double that 50%. What do you get? 100%, which is exactly how correct Adam Shefter is on this one.

I was about to make the same comment. In every british episode I’ve seen he was nice and genuinely seemed to care, than in America is was all yelling and abuse, which I attributed to the American producers trying to duplicate that Simon Cowell vibe

i’m surprised it’s British TV taking shots at him, I’ve seen some of his British stuff, and he was always more “normal” on those shows, thought he saved the angry yeller for American TV.

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

The Twins management would like to thank the defender who gave up on the play for playing the game the right way.