Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

Although it’s completely fitting that Trump keeps using the word “certified” so much.

Oooh, a certified letter! How could we doubt someone who would pay a whole $3.35 to send a letter!

One of the dumbest parts in the Holt interview is when Trump goes off on a tangent about how he hired a really big law firm to send a certified letter to Lindsey Graham, saying he has nothing to do with Russia. And then kept reiterating that it was a certified letter, certified. And sent by a big-time law firm.

The fake media is actually working for comp time since the Trump Administration removed the overtime protections.

Yes. He’s gonna retrofit all the aircraft carriers with coal-fired steam engines.

Well, sheet. Mebbe my grandpappy and your’n dug coal together. (My grandfather was only 9 years old when he went to work in the mines)

I’m sorry to report that they ain’t. They think he’s a-doin’ a great job, if only the Democratz would stop obstetrectin’.

Don’t blame Trump on hillbillies. We voted for Bernie if we voted at all. And don’t give me that “unity” malarkey. I didn’t come down out of my holler for that shit.

Keep making smart ass remarks. Just wait until you run out of coal and can’t power your smartphone, then you’ll be sorry.

I MISS MUH BLACK LUNG! MAGA!

Conway has been the target of a fair amount of sexist shit since she took over as a Trump spokesperson—the most overt of which has involved the myriad times she’s been ridiculed over her appearance. So accepting that she does face sexism as part of her job, she’s also pretty bad at her job and I don’t doubt that the…

Why is she a thing again? I thought Trump had her executed?

I mean, it’s so simply. People’s faces can only be stoic for so long when confronting lying fools.

All I know is that he is a Klinger to the Kardashians.

Zendaya’s reaction when Tom just starting wrecking shit was priceless.

um. uh. I. oh my.

Speaking of Cinco de Mayo, I just learnt this yesterday.

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

i spent a decade of my life working on the backstretch of a racetrack and have seen every awful injury a horse can suffer (and Barbaro’s were epically bad). I think you may be onto something but perhaps not for the reason you think.