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He’s referring to Seth not standing for the national anthem.

I have never met this woman in my life, but I love her already.

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You tell ‘em Mrs. Green! WE ALL BE CHAMPIONSHIP!

This is championship-level Mom-ing. Ms. Mary, do you run a boot camp for moms who need to strengthen their fundamentals? I’d like to register mine, please!

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Whatever else you think about this show, it did give us this:

Lucy, i mean Tom Ellis can step by my place at any time

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

It works out perfectly: you can’t discuss sane gun control measures at any time immediately following a mass shooting, and in America there will ALWAYS be a mass shooting, so we can never discuss gun control, which will continue to ensure that there is always a mass shooting, which will continue to ensure we can never

“Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback called the shooting a tragedy Friday, and told reporters that it was too soon to discuss any need for stricter gun control laws.”

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

What is this insanity! We don’t legislate MEN’S bodies!

You may have some deeply rooted belief that you dont deserve nice things.

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.

the list of states to be “fucking done with” keeps getting longer and longer

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

I thought there might have been the slightest bit of shade there. I’m all “damn, he’s not even cold yet, Barry!” :)

I’m Scottish & I do NOT understand his popularity. He's a bit of an arse. Terrible actor.