Impossible. My relationship with Netflix has never been stronger.

I don’t celebrate the death of anyone. But I also can’t be expected to mourn his racist, homophobic, sexist legacy. I find myself simultaneously feeling for his family and the indomitable RBG, who considered him a close friend, and having real hope for the future of the Court.

You know who my favorite female spy is? No? Neither do I.

woman with the Confederate flag earrings

+1000 stars.

Hahaha I thought we were talking about the dinosaur. My bad.

THEY WERE CALLED PROGRAMS BACK THEN. PROGRAMS!!! NOT APPS!!! WHAT IS WITH YOU KIDS THESE DAYS!!!

Be a mensch and donate. It costs money to run the organization, especially when one is located in San Francisco.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

He's dead. What more could you possibly want?

You want to hire models that are a healthier weight? In the words of Samantha Bee, “the fucking thing you have to do is just hire people” (who are a healthier weight).

Old white dudes - freaking out over what they don’t understand since the beginning of time.

“You’re not handsome, you’re not cool”

Like they would be the opening act for Throbbing Gristle.

I really want to love this show.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

Alternate Ending:

Unpopular opinion: I liked hermoine and krum. He was clearly attracted to get for her mental abilities, and he was no slouch himself (Triwizard champion, yo). He was ambitious enough to have his own high powered career, but their areas of focus were different enough that they could support each other without burning…

Wat

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.