I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

The SAFETY trials (phase 1) were done MAINLY with men, as a control. Safety trials usually exclude women of child-bearing years anyway; using men just makes it easier. Phase 1 is just about making sure the pills don’t kill humans or make them sick as fuck.

Srsly— the “tested on men” thing is, as the kids say, The Literal Worst. WTF?? They honestly could not find women to test on? Or, they just assumed that whatever sex drug worked for men would be fine for women?

Is it sad that I read your recaps and every time you mention Galavan I think

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My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

Well thank goodness. This is what we all really needed, at this troubling time.

No, dude — money is about as sanitary as a baby’s diaper.

I’m pretty sick with the flu and finally just got my toddler to sleep. I read her caption as “hello new things...” And had a very quick rationalization come to mind that someone unnamed sent her some new chairs and that ridiculous pose was her showing how much she liked them. Time to go to bed!

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

I’m confused. Do they look different than before? They look like relatively normal but still pretty slim thighs. Granted, I’ve never spent much time studying Chrissy Teigen’s thighs (or any of her other body parts, for that matter).

a.k.a. nooooooormal. thank you.

Wow. Suck it, Rob Lowe. France’s borders are not your fucking problem, anyway. Dick.

I wish Otto had the power to cheer me up but I’m just so fucking sad and angry about Paris. Please keep skating though, little buddy. The world needs some good tonight.

This was my Leia jam when I was a kid. Loved this figure:

Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

Studies show that you are 45x more likely to kill a household member with that machete than an intruder.

....the tree had been dead for two years, so a basic yearly landscape inspection would have prompted a pretty simple “let’s remove the swing attached to the tree that will instantly collapse and kill anyone who swings on it.”

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…