Don't ask me, I'm just a girl tee hee.

WHY ARE ALL THE POLLENS IN HERE TODAY?! IS IT ALLERGEN DAY AT JEZEBEL?!?!?!?!

Don't have money: "Work hard like the rest of Americans, darkie! Stop complaining!"

"Say a poor woman was in court, trying to see whether she could keep custody of her child," [Washington University Researcher Sarah] Gehlert says. "Her partner's or spouse's attorney might say, 'Yes, your honor, but she has a mental disorder.' And she might not get custody of her children."

Aside from the "sometimes get married", that is pretty old-fashioned. We have this idea that back in the "old days" everybody waited to have sex until they got married at 25, but really it used to be pretty normal for high school girls to get knocked up, drop out of school and get married to the baby-daddy. The…

Trust me, there's a difference. Situationally appropriate malaise about the state of the nation is, well, situationally appropriate malaise about the state of the nation. Capital D Depression is a different animal.

His befuddlement with the shower. I die.

iO9 recaps are hilarious. Especially when referring to Ichabod as "Romantic Lead Face."

Way to crush my dream, dude.

That is creepy as shit. Do not like.

I really hate this. I hate the ten million dollar bra and everything it represents. If you spend ten million on a bra, we should slow roast you on a rotisserie and feed you to the poor.

BUT THIS ONE HAS PEOPLE OF COLOR THO. And seemingly a few white knights to make it all ok. But thats normal for period dramas.

I hate that people call that crap mommy porn. I'm a mommy. My idea of porn is a big huge comfy bed, and no one but me in it. Asleep. Uninterrupted.

First, who told Kenan he could speak. Shhhh, Kenan. Just shhhhhhhh.

I FUCKING HATE PINKWASHING! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! THINKING ABOUT IT MAKE ME TALK IN ALL CAPS, THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATE IT!

Oh David, maybe the girls liked you better when you were rockin' that sensitive, artsy look?

The first you say? Well, I see how it is. How convenient that I have been so easily forgotten. Tossed aside at a mere whim if you will. I think I shall stand here being beautiful and concern myself nary at all.

"Sometimes spite is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning,"