Live action My Little Pony

I'm a longtime Jezebel reader and the daughter of one of the oldest cocktail waitresses at Foxwoods. She rocks and raised me on those tips; I've seen the job take its toll and now work in the feminist movement because of it. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart for featuring this story.

Ugh why is she a federal judge??

"But what about that dark place, dad?"
"That is the Gawker comments section, Simba. You must never go there."

There is a pretty easy fix to this problem: We start binding girl's chests at the age of 7, so they don't develop. Then, when they are a bit older and selecting careers, we surgically implant breasts deemed the appropriate size for their chosen profession. Finance/law/office job? A small-medium C should fit…

I hate going to job interviews, too.

Yeah, she totally shouldn't have worn those slutty, well-reasoned opinions like she did. She had it coming.

Lindy—I can't even. While I'm sure you are able to wade through this bullshit with aplomb, I offer my angriest GIFs, strongest words of condolence, and raised feminazi fist of solidarity.

Early reports indicate that Suzanne Collins, after seeing reactions to her book 'Mockingjay', has decided to create a new book series to help her feed off of your sweet, delicious tears. She added, "Imagine the soundtrack is the sound of your own broken, helpless sobbing."

She then high-fived George R.R. Martin and…

Aw shucks. I credit my wit and insight to the fact that early human males without the strength and good looks of their "alpha" counterparts (you might call them "beta males") were forced to develop a sense of humor in order to obtain willing female wombs to propagate their genes, which explains why women and…

The guy is a professor of evolutionary psychology, though. If there's a discipline better suited to backing up arbitrary and problematic cultural beliefs with fake-ass "science," I don't know what it is.

I just read this for the first time last month and I was amazed that it didn't feel dated at all. I haven't enjoyed a book that much in a long time. I finished it hungering to read the sequels.

As a gay dude it has always vexed the heck out of me how awful some gay guys can be about women's appearance and body shape. (I mean, I know everyone is capable of being an asshole, regardless of sex, sexuality etc.) I'm not a huge fashion queen myself but even I see the beauty in all body types. Being a slender…

Stop! Grammar time:

TEAM SEMICOLON!

Looks more like a chrysanthemum to me.

So, after seeing the comments here.....

I prefer to believe the invisible spaghetti monster in the sky approach.

She actually slipped through a worm hole off Bermuda from the Warhammer universe.