Getting a tattoo of your plagiarized poem is the saddest self-own I’ve seen.

I’m glad to see Riordan calling out what a stereotype they turned Grover into for the movie. It was SUPER offensive.

Planning to hatewatch the FUCK out of this over the holidays. The original was Plan 9-level bad. Like, this is what a romcom would look like if a toddler dictated the script during bathtime. We could not tear ourselves away.

Trump’s staff don’t take his wife’s needs into account when making plans? Where COULD they have gotten the idea that would be OK? 

Y U NO GIVE ME HANDSOME CHIPMUNK PIX?

Ehhhnh...Nope. This is some Columbia University Graduate School of Playin Witchu-level trolling, and I believe Ice-T has just had his dissertation topic accepted.

The Venn diagram of the Free Birthers and the Anti-Vaxxers must be a circle.

Honestly, I can’t remember who anyone wound up with in that movie. And I completely forgot Keira Knightly was in it. And yes, I have watched it multiple times. Maybe alien abduction is involved?

Patrick, you didn’t include the Dubs’ response to Duhamel. It is kinda brutal.

Lewis Tan is the Iron Fist we deserve.

There is a Shinnecock reservation on Long Island, New York, so no?

Elgort actually seems a pretty good choice for third-best, painfully sincere Tony.

“He’s just an affectionate guy who like to express himself physically.” —Everybody who knew about this, probably. Jesus fuck this is troubling.

Really looking forward to discussing references with job applicants in the post-Kavanaugh era.

Will never forget my kid walking in while I was binging Buffy.

“Most of the women.” Hooooooo boy.

Speaking personally, not for OP, I am angry at him BECAUSE someone in my family committed suicide.

Even before this kerfuffle, I was like, “Why is this chestnut being trotted out again?”

Next to the story about butthole Jesus? Perfect.

I couldn’t name five dozen people who went to my high school (roughly 1200 students) and I would be startled as heck if someone could find five dozen people who could name me.