CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada

Yes, I do.

God damn it, I am still furious about the apatosaurus debacle.

I never thought to be holding up the NBA refs as models, but at least they recognize you don’t want the Finals to be decided based on some bullshit technical foul.

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And yours sounds like a bad animated holiday special?

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

Vermont-assed? Birkenstock USA is HQ’d in Marin County, California, literally a stone’s throw from where the Grateful Dead used to live and practice. And has been for more than 40 years.

“My ancestors came here after slavery.”

As one baseball player said when he accepted a smaller contract so he could keep playing in a city he loved, “If I can’t support my family on $11 million a year, I must be pretty dumb.”

Do you also love it when women break off a bad romance and never date again? Do you mourn when women find a man who makes them happy, because all men have implicit sexist biases they will never completely eradicate?

So, basically, the Great Schism?

But Moe IS the smartest Stooge, so I don’t get it?

Wills is too good for The Bachelor. He deserves a Hufflepuff who will make him happy.

I clicked because I wanted the answer to exactly this question! 

IF she really thinks she can graduate with this kind of work, U of Chicago does not have the high academic standards I thought it did.

Murdock:

She and Ed have a lot in common, and they can communicate more easily than talking with a guy who could more easily be her kid than her partner.”

Prince Andrew would have been an appropriate surrogate.

I loved the actor who played old-Ryan Gosling, though. Or Noah or whatever...”