He seems like a nice person, a loving dad, and a good friend.

I know Wolff has a shitty reputation, but when you’re writing about this White House, I don’t know how you COULD definitively nail down whether something happened exactly the way this bunch of pathological liars, shysters and grifters tell you it did.

Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Why the scrunchy hate? For some of us, it was a way to make a ponytail without breaking our hair or ripping it out of our scalp.

Unfortunately for us, the Justice Department is part of the Executive, not the Judicial Branch. He is basically right; the only checks on him firing the whole department are his desires to avoid impeachment and be re-elected.

The Civil Rights marchers understood this. I mean, sure, it was a more formal era. But those folks showed up dressed for church.

That is so wonderful. I just gasped.

Even if it were a Wise Man, wouldn’t it be pretty pointed to leave your brooches of Melchior and Gaspar at home?

No matter how many times I watch this, I get goosebumps and then I tear up.

Tim Lincecum has always had guns; they just don’t display in a baseball uniform. Supposedly, he was able to walk on his hands when he was pitching for the Giants. Here in 2010:

I had to stay up after midnight to get my suitcase after an entire day spent on bus, plane and taxi and all I can say is Frontier Airlines is lucky it went out of business before Twitter was invented.

There were a slew of stories about voter suppression in Wisconsin, where the GOP has been testing some of its social theories, thanks Paul Ryan. Here’s one of them:

2012 was an outlier in terms of black turnout; they actually surpassed whites. Even regression to the norm would predict lower turnout this time.

where were they on 11/8/16?

Should have typed “jokes.”

I have “well, actually-d” a few of my relatives during the holidays in a way that didn’t lead to weeping and remorse.

I would love to know the backstory on this gif.

I stopped watching after two episodes — ironically, because I couldn’t take the jokes about hitting on underage girls.

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

I hear you; sometimes I wonder if it’s possible to be allergic to polyester. But Microfiber is a lot cooler than cotton.