Tim Lincecum has always had guns; they just don’t display in a baseball uniform. Supposedly, he was able to walk on his hands when he was pitching for the Giants. Here in 2010:

I had to stay up after midnight to get my suitcase after an entire day spent on bus, plane and taxi and all I can say is Frontier Airlines is lucky it went out of business before Twitter was invented.

There were a slew of stories about voter suppression in Wisconsin, where the GOP has been testing some of its social theories, thanks Paul Ryan. Here’s one of them:

2012 was an outlier in terms of black turnout; they actually surpassed whites. Even regression to the norm would predict lower turnout this time.

where were they on 11/8/16?

Should have typed “jokes.”

I have “well, actually-d” a few of my relatives during the holidays in a way that didn’t lead to weeping and remorse.

I would love to know the backstory on this gif.

I stopped watching after two episodes — ironically, because I couldn’t take the jokes about hitting on underage girls.

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

I hear you; sometimes I wonder if it’s possible to be allergic to polyester. But Microfiber is a lot cooler than cotton.

That looks like a balaclava made of fleece? Great for winter sports, but not so much for sweatier times of the year.

Whatever happened to Griffin Dunne anyway?

“Jar Jar Olaf” (snerk)

Then why have I seen Miller’s Crossing multiple times and never made it all the way through Usual Suspects?

High five! I kept trying to be as knocked out by Frozen as everybody else was, but it was mostly kind of all right? And Olaf was the fucking worst part of it.

I think of Matthew McConaghy as Sheriff Deeds fom Lone Star, and Sheriff Deeds would make a fine, if slightly terrifying, Jack.

I got mine at Mall of America for $150!

Every criticism of this video is true, yet I am shipping so hard for these two to work out their differences and have children that will break the world with their attractiveness.

Is this Beyonce’s subtle revenge on Jay-Z?