CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada

I have “well, actually-d” a few of my relatives during the holidays in a way that didn’t lead to weeping and remorse.

I would love to know the backstory on this gif.

I stopped watching after two episodes — ironically, because I couldn’t take the jokes about hitting on underage girls.

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

I hear you; sometimes I wonder if it’s possible to be allergic to polyester. But Microfiber is a lot cooler than cotton.

That looks like a balaclava made of fleece? Great for winter sports, but not so much for sweatier times of the year.

Whatever happened to Griffin Dunne anyway?

“Jar Jar Olaf” (snerk)

Then why have I seen Miller’s Crossing multiple times and never made it all the way through Usual Suspects?

High five! I kept trying to be as knocked out by Frozen as everybody else was, but it was mostly kind of all right? And Olaf was the fucking worst part of it.

I think of Matthew McConaghy as Sheriff Deeds fom Lone Star, and Sheriff Deeds would make a fine, if slightly terrifying, Jack.

I got mine at Mall of America for $150!

Every criticism of this video is true, yet I am shipping so hard for these two to work out their differences and have children that will break the world with their attractiveness.

Is this Beyonce’s subtle revenge on Jay-Z?

Maybe the problem is that there is so much sugary, greasy supermarket cake around.

I am a little freaked out by the precision of the persimmon tangrams. Also, WOW it took me a long time to figure out which part of that top was background and which part foreground.

I would have agreed about “Basic Chris” Pine until Wonder Woman. Now my eyes have been opened, and I might even make No. 2 a tie.

I think the key part of the story is the one where the guy who likes building rockets can’t get funding for his latest rocket...until proclaiming himself a flat-earther brings him a wave of notoriety.

Watched it with my kid several years ago and it held up surprisingly well. The message that finishing a thing can be as important as winning is still relevant.

Every time I realize Liz Phair is no longer making music, I want to punch somebody.