Could Trump Tower really afford to have a 45,000 square foot vacancy, though? That would be a lot of Cinnabon shops and sunglass kiosks.

In “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” MLK argued that an important part of civil disobedience is being willing to accept the consequences.

I laughed way too hard at this guy who clearly has never picked up a cat in his life.

Kara Walker.

It is hard to overstate how corrupt WVa politics are.

61 percent of Americans share your disgust, according to today’s Quinnipiac poll. The fact Trump can continue to hold office despite overwhelming opposition to his policies is a defect of our Democracy 1.0 system.

Jesus, dude, who stole your toy train? Try yoga or group therapy.

I LOVE SANTA BARBARA CHASING MARTIANS WITH HER SWORD.

Yeah, I’ve had at LEAST three gay priests at the churches I attended.

Protestant denominations that are totally OK with gay people include the Episcopal Church of the U.S. and the United Church of Christ. Unitarians are also fine with gay people, and don’t even require you to believe in the Holy Spirit or the divinity of Jesus. #notallprotestants

But given your rule (1), if the snakes are under your house, it seems like your choices are (a) burn the house down or (b) kill the snakes, then block up the holes they used to get in.

It’s only fair for us to take turns. That means we are due about, oh, 2,500 years’ worth of objectifying men before it’s men’s turn again.

He is so blatantly ignoring chainsaw safety rules, I don’t think I can watch the video.

Can you tell yourself this is one of the historical inconsistencies that indicates the movie happens in a parallel universe, and then get over it?

When we remodeled our kitchen our architect suggested we tear out part of a wall and go open concept. We were like, “Actually, we like walls. Solid, soundproof walls. And doors.”

She is and will always be my favorite first lady.

Both. Why not both?

This was my daughter’s reaction to the trailer: “I was pretty interested in seeing it till I saw the title.”

OK, his main point is accurate, but it’s also, like, DUH. I feel only someone who has literally never ventured outside his class enclave could think this is a novel observation.