Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, who chairs the commission and wrote the request for voter information, announced his very own state would not be able to fully comply with his request.

Out beyond religion and infidelity / There is a field. / I will meet you there.

I met a guy named Mister. Look at it this way, no one is going to disrespect that kid by using his first name.

Isn’t it the fact that your explanation is one of two very plausible interpretations exactly what makes his comment shady?

Here is what I don’t get: We tried the “free-market solution” Republicans are so convinced will lower premiums and costs. We tried it for, like, 150 years and it didn’t work: That’s how we wound up with the ACA.

Holy fucking shit.

Holy fucking shit.

I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 — I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.

It was an oddly specific and unlikely wish, too! Coincidence is really something.

I made a wish while in the shower and it came true within a week. That doesn’t mean showers grant wishes. Correlation is not causation.

Not even sarcastic-funny.

Dear god, I — a grown-assed woman — am actually looking forward to this. What the hell is wrong with me?

Oh god please can’t Steven Moffat write us out of this one, soon?

All I can do is feel bad for his parents, his siblings, his partners and anybody who ever felt a twinge of affection for him. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, indeed.

Also, I want to grab a beer with Vicente Fox.

This take is so deeply cynical I am a little bit in love with you right now.

Literally none of my college students read — or have apparently handled — a print magazine. This is a noticeable change from even five years ago. I had to use Instagram ads this year to explain “advertorial” (now better known as sponsored content).

Versace probably looks less garish if you’re wearing it while standing in a Medici palace.

So, the full, complete video of another cop needlessly shooting another black man has been released...but they edited the cop’s vulgarity out of the transcript because it might be offensive?

Life is irrational and unfair. One might even call it absurd.