I realize “You must swear never to reproduce” isn’t a reasonable condition for release but ... god, why would you?

You beat me to it. Sorrywatch FTW!

You skipped over the “forcible removal and...” part. It’s not like Indigenous parents put their kids in those schools as part of a school choice program.

Grantland was my National replacement...and it lasted about as long.

If you are old enough and lucky enough to remember The National sports daily newspaper’s glorious one-year run, this is especially sad news.

I think it’s pretty clear Angela Merkel is the leader of the free world now.

I started making a list, but I got tired. I appreciate radguurl’s gallery, though.

I hate to be That Person, but I have to point out that Lupita Nyong’o rocked a buzz cut on the red carpet, like, five years ago. Fierce black women have made very short hair fashionable for a very long time.

I rewatched it with my 18-year-old last year. We enjoyed the hell out of it, though very little of the movie stands up to even high-school level critical analysis. It’s on that short list of movies that ought to suck, but somehow don’t, like Demolition Man and Fifth Element. However, you do have to be able to not just…

I’m not sure “real sports” means what you think it means, now that we have a U.S. national quidditch team with two World Cup wins under its... whatever you wear with a quidditch uniform.

It was a garbage movie that was weirdly effective due to the chemistry of its excellent cast. Which is why it was entirely predictable that the remake would suck harder than a Dyson.

Trump has basically handled the presidency like a hostile corporate takeover. Which I guess, from his perspective, is what it is.

I’m sorry we have such a clown show for a government right now. The overwhelming majority of Americans did not vote for Cheeto Mussolini, but we got stuck with him thanks to the archaic rules of our Beta-version democracy.

I used to write headlines for a living, and this one has me hearing my veeeery sarcastic copy desk chief saying “He murdered them in a phone call? Nice trick!”

But you have just described the difference between personal animus and systemic racism. Many of us have no problem with individual black or brown folk — heck, we have friends who are black or brown. But we also have no problem with institutions set up to benefit white folk: “Hey, it’s working for me!”

Yeah, I assumed people would know that’s what I was referring to.

By “infrastructure,” he meant “Mar-a-lago.”

You know, whatever your surface motive may be, if you are willing to fuck over black and hispanic people to attain your goals, you are a racist motherfucker.

My comment wasn’t directed at all North Carolina residents, just the ones who belong to the GOP. And if you are a Republican living in North Carolina, and you didn’t change your registration to Libertarian or “no party” even after watching these 100 percent racist state house motherfuckers gerrymander your state…

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.