THANK you.

Holy shit, it’s been 18 years since “Virgin Suicides” came out?

I mean, we’ve already had Old Batman and Old Wolverine. We deserve Old Harley!

Because that mother’s taxes are paying for it? Because an educated citizenry is an essential component of democracy? Because the whole point of having a public school system is to educate every child, not just the A students? Because if it really is a good school and not just cherry-picking its students, it should be…

I WANT DC GRANNIES COMIC BOOK GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

If I could touch your hand through the internet right now, I would. BUCK O’NEIL.

If you are ever in Kansas City, visit the Negro Leagues Museum. It needs more support like this.

I have literally doubled my wine consumption since January.

This might be a more accurate description of their thought process than either of us is comfortable with.

And my point is that if the board shrugs and says it can’t stop something from being published, that is an accurate description of the situation under current California law.

Well, under California law, they can’t fire the faculty newspaper adviser and they can’t retaliate against the student journalists. It’s a free speech issue for the students. And while you may not like their choice in this case, this law also protects students who have written about tough subjects like depression or…

Hey, cousin! That’s where my forbears dug coal, too!

High school newspapers in California have pretty robust First Amendment protection. It was probably the student editors’ decision to run this letter, and if I had to guess based on my own experience with student journalists, I would guess there thought was that it was best the school community knew where this teacher…

So, my hillbilly cousins: Are we tired of this jackass yet? Do you still think he’s capable of making coal a thing again?

Not Anderson, but Spicey did get this when he compared Hitler and Assad. (April Ryan’s reaction is priceless, even though Ashley Parker’s eyebrows got all the early attention.)

I have no fucking idea who that guy in Martha’s Instagram is.

Before Jesse “The Body” Ventura became governor of Minnesota, he served a full term as mayor of Brooklyn Park. Jesse might well have the tools to be a good politician, but like Jesse, he needs to set his sights a little lower first. I’m so fucking done with amateur presidents.

I dunno, maybe a complete and utter inability to believe the audience perceived a black woman as the lead character of their show? Coupled with an unwillingness to write an interracial romance, even though the audience was clamoring for it?

+100.

The brother seems like a POS, true, but even POSes are entitled to legal representation.