A lot of folks are mocking the festival-goers and calling them “the 1 percent.” Consider that TRUE children of the 1 percent would not be stuck on this island. Their parents’ G5 would have picked them up days ago and taken them to Kamalame Cay to recover.

His name is Troller.

May it please the court, Drake is in a long-term relationship with the Warriors. He namechecks Oracle Arena in “Free Smoke” and has performed wearing a Kevin Durant jersey.

Because if Obama weren’t black none of this would have happened?

Shark in 2020.

Yeah, unless he left it at Mar-a-Lago by mistake.

The man genuinely loves his home town. I could see him wanting to retire an Oakland Raider.

Most of these read like they were written by mean fifth graders with marginal English skills. But then we hit:

Maybe he should get Rick Barry to show him the “granny shot.”

Oh FINE, come at us with your FACTS and your EVIDENCE.

Warriors fan, know nothing about the Celtics, am now rooting for her brother just on principle.

Oh goodness, the way they look at each other: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh my god if I were his wife I would have changed the locks by the time he returned from work.

Spotted in SF:

TBH, I find Bernie’s failure to campaign for Ossoff more puzzling than his endorsement of this guy.

My cynical heart goes out to you. I do hope things get better.

I realize this reveals that I am cynical as fuck, but my only question is, is this guy running against a pro-choice candidate?

In the 1970s, the only dick on the big screen was Marlon Brando’s.

It’s an incredibly rude question to begin with, but also extremely emotional and upsetting for a lot of women.