There are a lot of different green teas with a lot of different characteristics; which are you trying?

Six months ago, I had no opinion at all about CPB and I thought ICE agents were just trying to reasonably enforce our messed-up immigration laws.

He was better prepared, too.

Look, Alefantis’s life and business have been ruined by this completely unfounded rumor, which even now Jones is attempting to keep on a respirator. (“He said he relied on two reporters who are gone - probably Clinton victims!”)

You need to learn Rosalie Sorrels’ “Hostile Baby Rocking Medley.” (“Today is the day we give babies away with a half a pound of tea...”)

Oh, Issa is GOING DOWN.

OK, holy fuck. Even as a white woman, I find that super offensive and strangely clueless. Like, OF COURSE people who experience racism on a daily basis feel resentment when they see an example of it. And OF COURSE they are entitled to feel that way.

First thought: Why does anyone consider the opinions of someone with all the education, political and social expertise of a golden retriever to be worth YouTubing?

Or maybe try not to be in a situation where you need a tiebreaker with Italy?

I didn’t find Rebecca’s family very confusing; I can think of at least two ways her family would wind up looking like that, and neither one would be relevant or interesting to explore as part of a story about her experiences in college.

YES. Like, whose reaction to a statue of a prepubescent girl is, “I’d hit that!”?

“Support Wikileaks or let war crimes and government corruption be kept secret”= false dichotomy.

At this point, I support neither. Wikileaks doing a few arguably good things does not make Wikileaks a force for good. Assange is definitely an asshole and probably a criminal working for Putin.

I *thought* I had seen this look before. Madonna pretty much wore out the whole “bra as fashion statement” thing.

Holy shit I oofed when I read that. Can somehing that savage actually be shade? I thought shade slipped in like a stiletto.

What was their problem with:

Thought 1. At least drugs will be cheaper with the Coast Guard and TSA cuts?

You might be too San Francisco Bay Area if... you see the starting point for your local Women’s Day March and think, “Hmm, that’s going to be a Black Bloc event.”

You didn’t get the memo? We sent it to your home AND work emails.

As one does.