Thought 1. At least drugs will be cheaper with the Coast Guard and TSA cuts?

You might be too San Francisco Bay Area if... you see the starting point for your local Women’s Day March and think, “Hmm, that’s going to be a Black Bloc event.”

You didn’t get the memo? We sent it to your home AND work emails.

As one does.

An opening came up when we stopped hating Adam Levine.

Hiddleston has a double first from Cambridge, so I’m going to make the somewhat classist assumption he said “I don’t conflate the two” and the reporter didn’t even know “conflate” was a word.

If I remember the psychological analysis of this story, the Beast represents the heroine’s sexual desires, which at first terrify her. When she learns to accept and enjoy sexual passion, the Beast symbolically transforms into a Prince. So basically, not about a creepy kidnapper, but about a young woman learning to…

Starting an (even consensual) sexual relationship with your employee? Shady af. Being manipulative when she tries to break off the relationship? Doubling down on the shadiness. It may not be rape, but it’s probably sexual harassment and possibly hostile work environment.

TFW someone stars a comment you don’t even remember making. You go, 2015 me! Right on!

Hey, I’m still waiting for the rubles I supposedly earned by joining that big 1982 march in New York against nuclear proliferation. Vlad, I’ll settle for kopeks on the dollar at this point!

I am not really able to form a coherent response to this yet. But if anyone touches my father-in-law’s headstone, I am going to come looking.

He was good in so many different things, but I just want to point out how memorable he was as Garrett in AoS, and how critical his character was to making Evil Grant Ward believable.

Would love to see that, because for chrissakes, DNA is DNA.

So, guy who punched and kicked a woman in her face walks away clean while guy who kicked her car faces jail time? Seems legit.

Wow, so that’s the reason frogs on Twitter are suddenly all going on about Democrats causing slavery.

WRT Demi’s DNA results, is it a little weird they can break European descent into a bunch of subregions (Iberian Peninsula, Scandinavia), but then just “Africa”? Is it because of the small amount of her DNA from that continent? Or...?

A speedy self-correction on the shade vs. read distinction. Shade court must be making a difference!

So basically, if you stole that money, nobody should be able to ask for any of it back? It’s your private wealth now and no one should be able to confiscate it?

I’m here for it, too, but must say it looks like someone remade Arrow S1 using a crapton of money.